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re: If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:23 pm to Emteein
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:23 pm to Emteein
Son.. St Gabriel is Iberville Parish's forces east of the Mississippi. We can be allies with whoever is down to help us fight West Baton Rouge, Point Coupe & Assumption..
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:25 pm to goofball
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which one is the better suburb?
LP by far. Is this even a question?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:29 pm to BRIllini07
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Early on there were talks of relocating the combat forces of Bogalusa and the 24th crackhead regiment of Slidell closer to the Western edge of the Parish for defense
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:37 pm to OweO
quote:why do you think no one likes you
OweO
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:43 pm to OweO
Read the book Pistols and Politics
Posted on 1/15/21 at 5:01 pm to dukke v
AP is 126k
LP is 140k
I thought forsure AP was bigger
LP is 140k
I thought forsure AP was bigger
Posted on 1/15/21 at 5:05 pm to yaboidarrell
Which parish has hotter milf's
Posted on 1/15/21 at 5:18 pm to Boo Krewe
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Which parish has hotter milf's
I've been to Rouses during the day in the middle of the week in AP and I can confirm there are lots of thirsty milfs here. I don't know about LP but I'd imagine they're mostly toothless so AP has the edge here.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 5:40 pm to goofball
I grew up in AP.... I'd say LP wins on grounds of AP's surrender due to its dirty little secret. While most are correct with LP having a meth problem. AP has a serious Opioid problem. Serious as in, deep pockets have horrible habits and high tolerance. AP would be in withdrawals within the week while the LP tweekers crank out the shake n bake round the clock. Would be interesting though with both housing Bass Pro/Cabela's. Plus, AP has a lot of transplants from rich Katrina transplants who would rather pay someone to do their dirty work as the LP would dig in 10 toes down with all of their Kin Kinfolk!
Posted on 1/15/21 at 5:48 pm to goofball
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Where would the refuges flee to?
Port Vincent
Sorry our little village is going to remain neutral observers. refugees would need to move through into french settlement propper
Posted on 1/15/21 at 5:56 pm to TDsngumbo
For this thread alone I wanna meet you at Cajun and buy you a beer or two
Posted on 1/15/21 at 6:34 pm to LSUaFOOL
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AP has a lot of transplants from rich Katrina transplants
LP has a ton of St. Bernard Katrina transplants. And they've blended in seamlessly.
Tread carefully.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 6:49 pm to John Wayne
Plenty of Chalmations moved to AP, baw.
Brotha against brotha, or is it? Maybe the LP and AP St Bernard baws come together to defeat both AP and LP to form New St Bernard Parish
Brotha against brotha, or is it? Maybe the LP and AP St Bernard baws come together to defeat both AP and LP to form New St Bernard Parish
Posted on 1/15/21 at 6:54 pm to Bourre
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New St Bernard Parish
That would be crazy.
Where would Rocky & Carlo’s II go?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:04 pm to GreenRockTiger
The Baton Rouge cops who can read and write live in AP. Add them to the AP cops and LP would survive about a week with the exception of Holden. Holden would be the Alamo.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:07 pm to TDsngumbo
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Ascension would win but it would be a tougher fight than most realize. Gun ownership in both parishes is sky high but Ascension is much more educated AND they have guns. Livingston would come in guns ablazin and would steam roll until Ascension realizes Livingston can be outsmarted pretty easily. Half the Livingston forces would be strung out on meth and Ascension could use its own meth population to bait them into a central location using old copper pipes and used furniture on the side of the roads. When half the Livingston army falls for the distraction, boom - they're dead. Then the Ascension forces take out our own meth population while they're busy going through the pockets of the dead Livingston meth army.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
This is a hilarious thread idea, btw.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:09 pm to tigerinthebueche
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LP would kick the living shite out of AP.
Livingston parish wouldn't last. They have zero industry and a bunch of s*****-made McMansions that are falling apart. Even the streets in brand new neighborhoods are crumbling.
There's nothing in LP but bedrooms for people who don't want to live near work. If residents weren't allowed to leave they would not be able to make a dime.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:23 pm to goofball
Is crack still big in St. Amant?
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:32 pm to junkfunky
If LP cops are invading, AP better hide their kids.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:36 pm to OweO
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Son.. St Gabriel is Iberville Parish's forces east of the Mississippi. We can be allies with whoever is down to help us fight West Baton Rouge, Point Coupe & Assumption..
Can confirm that Pointe Coupee will remain neutral unless West Baton Rouge and Ibberville engage in the conflict. All support AP, but intend to remain neutral so long as the the meth army stays east of the river.
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