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re: Cutting the umbilical cord

Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:04 pm to
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
16935 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:04 pm to
Placenta's maybe the grossest looking fricking thing ever.

I refused to make eye contact with it.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
84986 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:05 pm to
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It was emergency response training. Forgot thw whole context, but I guess assumed we didn't have clamps.
Gotcha. If I ever have to deliver one, I'll try to remember your advice.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73680 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:05 pm to
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They also shorten and crimp what is attached to the baby. My son's had an RFID chip in it that would lock doors, shut down elevators, and sound an alarm if you tried to take him off the nursery floor.


Yeah, had to talk to the wife about all this. Still asked how the placenta detached, all I got was contracting.
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 10:06 pm
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15503 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:06 pm to
Did it, she swung her little foot at the scissors right as I was making the cut and got blood on her toe. For a moment, I freaked out and thought I already hurt my kid. Nurse wiped it off and all was good, lol.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:06 pm to
Hell yeah! I cut the cord and performed half my boy's circumcision with one snip.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:09 pm to
They also send part of the cut cord to the lab for testing. It's kinda cool seeing the 3 blood vessels in the cord.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18667 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:18 pm to
My nephew only had two in his. They were worried when they found it on an ultrasound, but he turned out fine.
Posted by Jawja_Joe
Member since Sep 2014
1386 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:26 pm to
Doctor did it for both my boys. It's gross to me. I've seen people actually hang on to pieces of the umbilical cord and store it in a baby book....freaking gross..to each their own though
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9718 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:27 pm to
Yep, sure did.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3894 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:28 pm to
Ugh and then when their belly button dries out and turns black and you start finding crumbs of it in their diaper. ..hurl.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:28 pm to
I've had parents get upset that the umbilical cord fell off and they couldn't find in the room
Posted by lsulaker
BR
Member since Jan 2009
1359 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:32 pm to
Yes, and it was no big deal at all. You go into another zone when your wife is in labor. I dont like blood and guts but seeing my baby after he came out and cutting the cord wasnt as bad as cleaning some fish. I didnt watch him come out though, I was at the top with my wife the whole time.

Everyone laughs about eating the placenta, but my wife had a doula encapsulate it. There is no proof,but it is supposed to help with post partem and my wife has no signs. Birth was 3 weeks ago to the day.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62908 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:33 pm to
My son's fell off when I was playing with him in bed. Landed right on my bare stomach. I may have bitch yelped a bit.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14958 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 11:28 pm to
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It was emergency response training. Forgot thw whole context, but I guess assumed we didn't have clamps.



Smarter than trying to make gravity overcome the pressure of a beating heart (it can't), you should try tying the cord off with two shoe strings with any amount of space between them before attempting to cut it.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14958 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 11:49 pm to
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Still asked how the placenta detached, all I got was contracting.


Here's the long, drawn out version. Skip to second paragraph to avoid the setup that you may or may not already understand:


So, before "the water breaks," the baby is basically inside a bag attached to the placenta which is both inside and attached to the uterus. The cervix is closed until late pregnancy, and that's the "gate" between the uterus and the vaginal canal. When a woman goes into labor, the cervix dilates itself essentially out of existence (10cm is quite large, considering the area we are talking about...it's ~4in) and you get, more or less, a big, common canal from the vagina to the back of the uterus. When the water breaks, it's the rupture of the "bag" holding the kid in. So the kid is then just kind of hanging out, no longer "swimming" or bathing in amniotic fluid, for (hopefully) a short amount of time. The head starts to press around the cervix which causes big contractions that stimulate the head being pushed more into the canal that causes bigger contractions- a rare instance of positive feedback. The baby comes through. The cord is attached to the baby which is also attached to the baby's side of the placenta. The placenta is truly a maternofetal organ with two distinct sides. The mom's blood never crosses over it, but runs right into it and gives oxygen to the baby's blood that also runs through it (separate systems, no mixing of blood. Crazy cool, if you think about it). So, as you can imagine, the mom's end is partially embedded into her uterus.


Assuming "normal" implantation of the placenta into the uterus, the person delivering the baby has cut the cord and handed the baby away, but there is still a cord with a clamp kind of dangling from the mother's vagina. The person delivering holds gentle pressure on the cord and massages the uterus (from the outside, through mom's belly) stimulating contractions that help the placenta to separate from the inside lining of the uterus, leaving the mother with an intact uterus with no placental parts left behind. Sometimes parts of the placenta can break off. As mentioned, the mom sends enough blood to this thing to keep the baby alive. When in tact, it doesn't bleed. If it breaks, it's basically a giant ball of vessels, and the mother can have significant bleeding. During normal delivery, though, the uterus contracts enough that it stops its own little vessels that were attached from bleeding. Once that thing comes out and a quick investigation shows that it's intact and the mother isn't bleeding, she's basically done

It's pretty amazing stuff. Forgive the relatively simplified version that I used to explain it. But yeah. Basically contractions push it out and stop the uterus from bleeding.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72059 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 11:57 pm to
This thread has been a fun read.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 1/28/15 at 12:24 am to
People that eat or encapsulate the placenta gross me out. Your thoughts on it?
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7721 posts
Posted on 1/28/15 at 4:31 am to
Yes, dont remember much about it, all was a blurr..I was still in awe looking at my daughter. .just cut it
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 1/28/15 at 4:56 am to
I cut my son's cord whn he flunked out of college.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77579 posts
Posted on 1/28/15 at 5:10 am to
I have a weak stomach and thought the entire process would freak me out. But something about the whole thing snapped me into "hero" mode and I was able to handle all of it. I saw everything, even though I was at my wife's head. They don't cover anything up like I assumed. Little guy comes out, I'm in awe, and the doctor just says "come here". Hands me the scissors, and 3 snips and it's cut. I even saw the placenta in a pan later....just sitting there. I didn't stare at it or anything, but was surprised it didn't gross me out. Wife said they have to test it to make sure it was healthy or not. Guess that would indicate problems with the baby.

I know the granola, anti vaccine crowd were on about cutting the cord too soon after both, talking about robbing the baby of key fluids or whatever. Ever hear of this?
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