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re: Cutting the umbilical cord
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:04 pm to OldHickory
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:04 pm to OldHickory
Placenta's maybe the grossest looking fricking thing ever.
I refused to make eye contact with it.
I refused to make eye contact with it.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:05 pm to fightin tigers
quote:Gotcha. If I ever have to deliver one, I'll try to remember your advice.
It was emergency response training. Forgot thw whole context, but I guess assumed we didn't have clamps.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:05 pm to Bmath
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They also shorten and crimp what is attached to the baby. My son's had an RFID chip in it that would lock doors, shut down elevators, and sound an alarm if you tried to take him off the nursery floor.
Yeah, had to talk to the wife about all this. Still asked how the placenta detached, all I got was contracting.
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:06 pm to BRgetthenet
Did it, she swung her little foot at the scissors right as I was making the cut and got blood on her toe. For a moment, I freaked out and thought I already hurt my kid. Nurse wiped it off and all was good, lol.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:06 pm to Tigerstudent08
Hell yeah! I cut the cord and performed half my boy's circumcision with one snip.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:09 pm to Bmath
They also send part of the cut cord to the lab for testing. It's kinda cool seeing the 3 blood vessels in the cord.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:18 pm to lsunurse
My nephew only had two in his. They were worried when they found it on an ultrasound, but he turned out fine.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:26 pm to Tigerstudent08
Doctor did it for both my boys. It's gross to me. I've seen people actually hang on to pieces of the umbilical cord and store it in a baby book....freaking gross..to each their own though
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:28 pm to Jawja_Joe
Ugh and then when their belly button dries out and turns black and you start finding crumbs of it in their diaper. ..hurl.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:28 pm to Jawja_Joe
I've had parents get upset that the umbilical cord fell off and they couldn't find in the room
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:32 pm to Tigerstudent08
Yes, and it was no big deal at all. You go into another zone when your wife is in labor. I dont like blood and guts but seeing my baby after he came out and cutting the cord wasnt as bad as cleaning some fish. I didnt watch him come out though, I was at the top with my wife the whole time.
Everyone laughs about eating the placenta, but my wife had a doula encapsulate it. There is no proof,but it is supposed to help with post partem and my wife has no signs. Birth was 3 weeks ago to the day.
Everyone laughs about eating the placenta, but my wife had a doula encapsulate it. There is no proof,but it is supposed to help with post partem and my wife has no signs. Birth was 3 weeks ago to the day.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:33 pm to Bubb
My son's fell off when I was playing with him in bed. Landed right on my bare stomach. I may have bitch yelped a bit.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 11:28 pm to fightin tigers
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It was emergency response training. Forgot thw whole context, but I guess assumed we didn't have clamps.
Smarter than trying to make gravity overcome the pressure of a beating heart (it can't), you should try tying the cord off with two shoe strings with any amount of space between them before attempting to cut it.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 11:49 pm to fightin tigers
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Still asked how the placenta detached, all I got was contracting.
Here's the long, drawn out version. Skip to second paragraph to avoid the setup that you may or may not already understand:
So, before "the water breaks," the baby is basically inside a bag attached to the placenta which is both inside and attached to the uterus. The cervix is closed until late pregnancy, and that's the "gate" between the uterus and the vaginal canal. When a woman goes into labor, the cervix dilates itself essentially out of existence (10cm is quite large, considering the area we are talking about...it's ~4in) and you get, more or less, a big, common canal from the vagina to the back of the uterus. When the water breaks, it's the rupture of the "bag" holding the kid in. So the kid is then just kind of hanging out, no longer "swimming" or bathing in amniotic fluid, for (hopefully) a short amount of time. The head starts to press around the cervix which causes big contractions that stimulate the head being pushed more into the canal that causes bigger contractions- a rare instance of positive feedback. The baby comes through. The cord is attached to the baby which is also attached to the baby's side of the placenta. The placenta is truly a maternofetal organ with two distinct sides. The mom's blood never crosses over it, but runs right into it and gives oxygen to the baby's blood that also runs through it (separate systems, no mixing of blood. Crazy cool, if you think about it). So, as you can imagine, the mom's end is partially embedded into her uterus.
Assuming "normal" implantation of the placenta into the uterus, the person delivering the baby has cut the cord and handed the baby away, but there is still a cord with a clamp kind of dangling from the mother's vagina. The person delivering holds gentle pressure on the cord and massages the uterus (from the outside, through mom's belly) stimulating contractions that help the placenta to separate from the inside lining of the uterus, leaving the mother with an intact uterus with no placental parts left behind. Sometimes parts of the placenta can break off. As mentioned, the mom sends enough blood to this thing to keep the baby alive. When in tact, it doesn't bleed. If it breaks, it's basically a giant ball of vessels, and the mother can have significant bleeding. During normal delivery, though, the uterus contracts enough that it stops its own little vessels that were attached from bleeding. Once that thing comes out and a quick investigation shows that it's intact and the mother isn't bleeding, she's basically done
It's pretty amazing stuff. Forgive the relatively simplified version that I used to explain it. But yeah. Basically contractions push it out and stop the uterus from bleeding.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 11:57 pm to Hopeful Doc
This thread has been a fun read.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 12:24 am to Scruffy
People that eat or encapsulate the placenta gross me out. Your thoughts on it?
Posted on 1/28/15 at 4:31 am to Tigerstudent08
Yes, dont remember much about it, all was a blurr..I was still in awe looking at my daughter. .just cut it
Posted on 1/28/15 at 4:56 am to Tigerstudent08
I cut my son's cord whn he flunked out of college.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 5:10 am to lsunurse
I have a weak stomach and thought the entire process would freak me out. But something about the whole thing snapped me into "hero" mode and I was able to handle all of it. I saw everything, even though I was at my wife's head. They don't cover anything up like I assumed. Little guy comes out, I'm in awe, and the doctor just says "come here". Hands me the scissors, and 3 snips and it's cut. I even saw the placenta in a pan later....just sitting there. I didn't stare at it or anything, but was surprised it didn't gross me out. Wife said they have to test it to make sure it was healthy or not. Guess that would indicate problems with the baby.
I know the granola, anti vaccine crowd were on about cutting the cord too soon after both, talking about robbing the baby of key fluids or whatever. Ever hear of this?
I know the granola, anti vaccine crowd were on about cutting the cord too soon after both, talking about robbing the baby of key fluids or whatever. Ever hear of this?
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