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re: Cutting the umbilical cord
Posted on 1/28/15 at 10:17 am to LouisianaLady
Posted on 1/28/15 at 10:17 am to LouisianaLady
fricking Etsy sells damn placenta pouches for this sick shite
That's one of the tamer photos. Other ones just disgusting.
That's one of the tamer photos. Other ones just disgusting.
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Posted on 1/28/15 at 10:26 am to lsunurse
People are fricking weird
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:13 pm to lsunurse
oh god 
What is wrong with people!?!
What is wrong with people!?!
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:14 pm to nolanola
I did it with all four of my kids.
It's a privilege. Lots of dads don't get the chance to do it.
It's a privilege. Lots of dads don't get the chance to do it.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:16 pm to Tigerstudent08
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Dads, did you do it when your baby was born or did the doctor handle it?
Nope. Both my kids were born via c-section. No way in hell was I about to peek on the other side of the sheet and see my wife's innards laid out like that.
This post was edited on 1/28/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:21 pm to Darth_Vader
You mean you've never gutted a rival biker gang member before?
MC's really are a joke now.
MC's really are a joke now.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:24 pm to Darth_Vader
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Nope. Both my kids were born via c-section. No way in hell was I about to peek on the other side of the sheet and see my wife's innards laid out like that.
I didn't even know you had that option if the birth were a c-section. I'd still do it.
I'll tell you this, I was more traumatized by watching my wife get an epidural than ANYTHING I saw after my kids were born
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:24 pm to CaptainPanic
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You mean you've never gutted a rival biker gang member before?
MC's really are a joke now.
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Snitches are a dying breed, ya know.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:25 pm to ZereauxSum
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I didn't even know you had that option if the birth were a c-section. I'd still do it.
I don't remember being given the option now that I think about it. I'd still have declined if asked though.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:27 pm to Tigerstudent08
I told them to frick off. No way I was doing that shite. I mean wtf am I paying you for?
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:28 pm to ZereauxSum
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I didn't even know you had that option if the birth were a c-section.
Hovering over my defenseless, comatose wife and the pulpy stew of gore and guts that gushed from her nether region, shears in my hand … is one of the fondest memories I have of our marriage.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:31 pm to TigerPanzer
Your posts in this thread are fantastic
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:32 pm to Tigerstudent08
that's what i pay the doc for
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:32 pm to TigerPanzer
quote:
Hovering over my defenseless, comatose wife and the pulpy stew of gore and guts that gushed from her nether region, shears in my hand … is one of the fondest memories I have of our marriage.
Yeah but what about when she was giving birth?
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:35 pm to ZereauxSum
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Your posts in this thread are fantastic
Thank you. And the shame of it is my wife never appreciated the more gentle, tender aspect of my nature that I can so freely share in this forum.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:36 pm to TigerPanzer
that's terrible. Guess I'm gonna have to man up and do it if the dr allows it and all is going well. This will be my first bundle of joy. Why are people saying that watching the epidural is the worst part?Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:38 pm to Tigerstudent08
Because it's a big arse needle going into your loving wife's spine?
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:40 pm to Tigerstudent08
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Why are people saying that watching the epidural is the worst part?
Just trust us man...it's pretty fricking horrible.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:40 pm to Winkface
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Because it's a big arse needle going into your loving wife's spine?
hmmmm I have zero fear of needles but I'm assuming she will be screaming in pain from it. Maybe I'll watch a youtube video...
Posted on 1/28/15 at 1:43 pm to Winkface
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Because it's a big arse needle going into your loving wife's spine?
They messed up the epidural on my wife when our first child was born. They went in a bit too far and actually pierced the lining on her spinal cord. Nobody knew anything was wrong while she was in the hospital because she was laying in bed. But once we went home and she sat up for a while, she starting getting a horrible headache to the point she was in tears. Turns out that when she sat up, it allowed spinal fluid to start leaking or whatever. I had to take her back to the hospital where they did a procedure I think they called a "blood block". basically they drew blood from her arm and then injected it in the spot where her epidural had been done. Scared the hell out of me to see her hurting like that.
This post was edited on 1/28/15 at 1:44 pm
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