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re: How to make the perfect cheeseburger
Posted on 8/21/15 at 5:00 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Posted on 8/21/15 at 5:00 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
quote:
Perfect burger has neither mustard nor pickles. Especially evil pickles.
I literally can't even...
Posted on 8/21/15 at 5:03 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
quote:
Perfect burger has neither mustard nor pickles. Especially evil pickles.
no
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 8/21/15 at 5:04 pm to Powerman
He's funny. I'm surprised he didn't have bacon on it. I don't use cheese all the time. I do like bacon though. I like the crunch. If there are onions, then I like pickles and I must have onions, so therefore, I have pickles. Now, I want a burger. Not his burger, but I want one. The tomatoes weren't worthy of burger placement.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 5:08 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Tell us how a perfect burger should be made
Posted on 8/21/15 at 5:10 pm to Gris Gris
Bad tomatoes too. Those opaque mealy grocery store tomatoes are awful.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:34 pm to BigPerm30
quote:
"don't eat a burger when you're getting a blowjob"
That's terrible advice. It enhances both experiences.
Agreed, they both taste great in my mouth.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:45 pm to Powerman
"Treat it like a steak. Don't frick with the shite."
Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:17 pm to upgrayedd
I've enjoyed his videos. The lemon meringue pie looks divine.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:42 am to Spock's Eyebrow
quote:
Perfect burger has neither mustard nor pickles. Especially evil pickles.
Wrong. Perfect burger has heavy pickles, mustard and onions and NO ketchup or mayo.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:01 pm to Tbobby
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Wrong. Perfect burger has heavy pickles, mustard and onions and NO ketchup or mayo.
I actually like mustard on some things, just not on burgers. It's overwhelming and does nothing to enhance the beef. Good on hot dogs, though.
As for evil pickles, if my burger artist disobeys me and includes them, I can't just pick them off, because their evil residue lingers, and it's all I can taste. As for lettuce and tomato, sure, and onions, hell yes, the more the merrier. A little mayo (top) and ketchup (bottom) and I'm done.
P.S. If I may go off-topic on other foods that are evil, I would add that /cilantro tastes like soap/. While I am not alone in thinking /pickles are evil/, my cilantro opinion at least is backed up by hard science. For realz. But go ahead and downvote me anyway. (Phrases between slashes may be googled. The cilantro articles are interesting. Julia Childs also hated the vile herb.)
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:27 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
crazy... pickles and mustard are the only things I want on a cheeseburger
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:37 pm to TFTC
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crazy... pickles and mustard are the only things I want on a cheeseburger
If serious, wow.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:39 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
yep, hate mayo and ketchup... and I find all the other toppings get in the way... though I could go for bacon..
honestly, i can also just do straight meat and cheese and be perfectly content..
honestly, i can also just do straight meat and cheese and be perfectly content..
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:42 pm to Powerman
Watched most of this guy's videos last night. He's great.
Woke up this morning and made his pancakes. He was right. Best mother fricking goddamn pancakes ever.
Woke up this morning and made his pancakes. He was right. Best mother fricking goddamn pancakes ever.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:45 pm to TFTC
I normally put mayo and mustard, no pickles. That being said, if someone puts ketchup or pickles on my burger I won't complain about it.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 12:54 pm to TFTC
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yep, hate mayo and ketchup... and I find all the other toppings get in the way... though I could go for bacon..
honestly, i can also just do straight meat and cheese and be perfectly content..
Yep, "the perfect burger" is a very personal thing.
I become incensed when I read Chick-Fil-A's description of their chicken sandwich, which is plain except for those "two essential pickles". Great way to ruin a sammich in my book. If they're essential, why don't they serve them with the fingers? Aha.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:55 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Perfect Cheeseburger:
Fluffy Sesame Bun Top buttered and browned
Mayo
Pickle
Tomato
Onion
Fresh ground beef with two slices of good cheese of your choice
Lettuce
Fluffy Sesame Bun Bottom buttered and browned
Fluffy Sesame Bun Top buttered and browned
Mayo
Pickle
Tomato
Onion
Fresh ground beef with two slices of good cheese of your choice
Lettuce
Fluffy Sesame Bun Bottom buttered and browned
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