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re: Bad Product Ideas for a Marketing project - MisterFaster
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re: 34 year old dating a 20 year old - MisterFaster
Hey Jealousy...
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re: Bought dash cam week ago, already got action today - MisterFaster
Props to you for getting out to help. What kind of cam did you get? I had one years ago but it was a piece of shite. I'm looking into getting one in the front as well as the back....
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re: What do you do when at the urinal and you notice - MisterFaster
Most of the time I just ignore it and stare directly at the wall in front of me, but sometimes I'll reach over and "assist" the stranger. ...
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re: Production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" at Theatre Baton Rouge - MisterFaster
No thanks. I don't support any type of animal killing....
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re: Did they discover what the Harvey Sea Monster was? - MisterFaster
sawtoothed whale penis...
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re: Do any of you brush your teeth in the shower? - MisterFaster
No, but I've been known to shite in a shower once or a 100 times. ...
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re: What's the gayest username on TD? - MisterFaster
I'd nominate myself since my name used to be Misterfister, but a TD admin decided it was too offensive and changed it to Misterfaster. Communist. ...
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re: online dating: men have it rough - MisterFaster
Men like to frick anything with a vagina. If it was a sea creature, we'd find a way to frick it. That being said, 10% of me wishes I was gay 'cause I'd frick a lot....
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re: What is your opinion of Riley Dennis? - MisterFaster
To be honest, she's not my type. At the most, I'd probably kiss her and probably suck her penis....
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re: Things You Hate During Sex OP Updated - MisterFaster
Suicide via your own money shot...
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re: Rosamund Pike's Legs are almost perfect (NSFW?) - MisterFaster
[quote]I've never understood why some dudes find girls legs attractive.[/quote] Have you ever run your hands up a long silky smooth leg? It's quite the turn on, especially when you finally reach the penis....
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re: What Do You Suck At? - MisterFaster
Using saran wrap. I always frick it up. That shite is the devil's condom....
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re: Fapper's remorse or hangover? - MisterFaster
On a site note, if I'm hungover there's a 125% chance I'm jerking off at least twice. I'm not a meteorologist but meat beating seems to relieve hangover pain....
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re: Stupid white people thing of the day - truck squatting - MisterFaster
I would wreck a ton and probably run over a bunch of people on accident if my truck was like that. How the hell do you even see over the hood unless your head is out the sunroof?...
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re: Dan Soder - Best Impersonation of All-Time - MisterFaster
Very underrated comic. He's hilarious. ...
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re: People messing up the one job they have - MisterFaster
Is that Captain Crunch and Puff the Magic Dragon?...
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re: Those who flooded last year: Have you done the Louisiana Restore Survey? - MisterFaster
[quote]I completed it and have not heard back from anyone. I did have flood insurance.[/quote] Same here, but I did not have content coverage and we went over a bit on the rebuild. Haven't seen or heard anything. ...
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re: Cactus karate chopped my neighbor's car today - MisterFaster
This is a very stupid question, but how the hell do you chop that thing up without getting fricked up by the needles? Wear a suit of armor? That thing looks mean as hell. I'd think I'd just burn it right then and there. ...
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