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re: Fapper's remorse or hangover? - MisterFaster
On a site note, if I'm hungover there's a 125% chance I'm jerking off at least twice. I'm not a meteorologist but meat beating seems to relieve hangover pain....
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re: Stupid white people thing of the day - truck squatting - MisterFaster
I would wreck a ton and probably run over a bunch of people on accident if my truck was like that. How the hell do you even see over the hood unless your head is out the sunroof?...
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re: Dan Soder - Best Impersonation of All-Time - MisterFaster
Very underrated comic. He's hilarious. ...
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re: People messing up the one job they have - MisterFaster
Is that Captain Crunch and Puff the Magic Dragon?...
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re: Those who flooded last year: Have you done the Louisiana Restore Survey? - MisterFaster
[quote]I completed it and have not heard back from anyone. I did have flood insurance.[/quote] Same here, but I did not have content coverage and we went over a bit on the rebuild. Haven't seen or heard anything. ...
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re: Cactus karate chopped my neighbor's car today - MisterFaster
This is a very stupid question, but how the hell do you chop that thing up without getting fricked up by the needles? Wear a suit of armor? That thing looks mean as hell. I'd think I'd just burn it right then and there. ...
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re: Any other baws will be slaying at the Tarpon Rodeo? - MisterFaster
My favorite shirt ever. [img]http://www.voodoocru.com/grandisle/2012/july/28bridgeside/data/images1/img_3451.jpg[/img] ...
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re: Any other baws will be slaying at the Tarpon Rodeo? - MisterFaster
[quote]that pic is 6 years old...I can only imagine what these little trashy sluts look like now[/quote] If I'm using the white trash formula correctly, they are each on their second or third grandchildren and gained a couple of Hepatitis letters....
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re: Is there a proper way to eat a steak? - MisterFaster
It all depends on how many watts your microwave pushes out. ...
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re: OT Professionals - Briefcase suggestion? - MisterFaster
[img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112010/1290708698_magic-chair.gif[/img]...
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re: Chick-Fil-A testing family style meals - MisterFaster
Can you imagine a spicy chicken biscuit mini? My tongue is erect....
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re: Chick-Fil-A testing family style meals - MisterFaster
I don't get it. They could literally do nothing to their menu, and they will still have a line wrapped around the building on even off peak times. What's the point of taking risks like this? They caught a lot of shite for taking the spicy chicken biscuit away. ...
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re: The best chiropractic adjustment demonstration I've ever seen - MisterFaster
He may not be a real MD, but she has a PhD in fillin' up them dick veins....
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re: WWYD HIV transfusion - MisterFaster
[quote]For what is common in America, it's pretty damn hard to contract HIV from sticking your dick in a woman's vagina. Transmission rates are pretty damn low.[/quote] This. Also coupled with the fact the prep drugs they prescribe now make it very unlikely of you actually contracting it....
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re: Ok, my M/TV board friends - can you suggest some good Showtimes watches to me? - MisterFaster
[quote]Shameless Weeds is pretty good for a few seasons. Dexter too. But both drop off significantly. [/quote] So true, and you can say the same thing about Homeland. Homeland was amazing the first few seasons. I'd add in Ray Donovan and Billions as well....
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re: Fear the Walking Dead Mid Season Finale (spoilers) - MisterFaster
[quote]I thought the coffin was Jeremiah who she then secretly decapitated to give to Walker.[/quote] That could be it, but I'm not sure why they were making her walk up to the coffin so dramatic-like if it was Jeremiah's body in it. Also, I think it would be kind of strange that Jeremiah's sons...
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re: Fear the Walking Dead Mid Season Finale (spoilers) - MisterFaster
I think it's safe to assume it's Travis in the coffin. I think Walker gave Morgan Travis' remains as she gave Walker Jeremiah's head. Probably a metaphor on the whole Indian artifact/remains they spoke earlier about. I'm really glad I stuck around to watch this show. I think the acting, dire...
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re: Any Asian urologists post here? - MisterFaster
Dr. Hanjob...
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re: Arbys Smokehouse Brisket sandwich is the GOAT fast food item - MisterFaster
[quote]Nope. Spicy chicken biscuit from CFA.[/quote] Add american cheese and it becomes orgasmic. ...
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re: Opie fired from SiriusXM - MisterFaster
[quote]Ellismate is the shit[/quote] Especially when he's talking about getting fricked in the arse by other men. ...
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