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[quote]proclaiming Petrino's results would have dropped off is like saying FatBert was building a championship caliber juggernaut.[/quote] How is that the same thing? We actually see Petrino doing worse in a weaker conference for an extended period of time, it's not speculation. I can't imagine h...

I think Ken Hatfield was actually better by the numbers. His horrible bowl record aside, Hatfield had us competing and relevant. Petrino has been really average since he got back to Louisville. I wonder what the problem is. Oh well, seeing it makes me realize we didn't lose a coach as good as we ...

I guess I can see that. This whole time it's seemed to me like scenario one is "frick you, you suck, we don't want you." vs. "frick you, coach. That guy sucks and we don't want him."...

I'm about to switch to plastic....

[quote]People were not booing the players at first. They were booing the decision to put Kelly back out there. Once the players quit, which most of them clearly did, the booing turned to the players. [/quote] What exactly is the practical difference between booing a player for a poor performanc...

[quote]How would a fan know what a player drives? That's been one of the stupidest stories in the past five years. Complete horse shite. [/quote] I was mostly just trying to be funny. Buzzkill....

[quote] Honestly, they are lucky that the fans didn't start throwing crap on the field.[/quote] There's at least one Hog fan who will burn a player's vehicle to the ground. And that's during a winning season. They better hope either that guy found a new team, or hope gas prices keep climbing....

Ole Miss didn't actually have to vacate any of the wins under Freeze for whatever reason. They just got ridiculed and a scholarship reduction. So all of the wins they cheated to get, they get to keep, even if it was really only one pretty good year....

Triple option? Wait, you said work in the SEC. I'm out of ideas....

Context matters. We blew a 27-9 lead against a team that would be 0-4 if we didn't frick up, and will certainly not make a bowl. A G5 team. Then we lost to another G5 team by four touchdowns at home. That's probably legitimately the worst football loss Arkansas has ever seen in it's 120 year+ history...

[quote]We can’t believe our luck. [/quote] Yeah, you can finally break that losing streak against us now that you have a sleeper agent....

Our three coach searches since 2012 have been consistently more fun than the actual football season. Maybe we can make a fun game of rooting to lose every remaining game of Chad Morris' tenure so we can get back to the real spirit of college footbal: looking for the next coach. ...

I wanted Neal Brown. That guy is the real deal....

No, it didn't. Losing to a G5 team that won't make a bowl is pretty unacceptable, I really don't care what qualifiers and excuses you throw at it. Then losing to another G5 team by four touchdowns at home?...

[quote]We are unsure of whether we can beat North Texas. Embarrassing to think that we actually may lose. Frick you Bert and your lackadaisical coaching and recruiting. You and your bottle of Tito’s have singlehandedly made us a laughing stock. [/quote] Bert outrecruited fricking Colorado State. T...

Missouri's main non-rant fanboard is the same way. I don't know why these styles are persisting when they went out of favor after like the late '90s....

I've always wanted a bigger job to give Kelley a chance just to see how he'd do....

I shouldn't upvote it, but I did....

Stanford just scored a safety, 2-7....

I think they call it a "play on words."...