CecilShortsHisPants

re: Guys what's your go to aftershave ?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/19/24 at 9:02 pm

I only shave after showering. Blade cuts so much cleaner. And no aftershave...

re: What kind of stuff does your elderly parents do that makes you ask them why?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/19/24 at 6:40 pm

[quote]My grandmother wlll yell "WHAT" even if she hears me. If I don't respond, she'll answer. [/quote] Dude, quit pickin on my wife...

re: What kind of stuff does your elderly parents do that makes you ask them why?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/19/24 at 6:39 pm

My MIL refuses to throw a trash bag out into there is literally not enough room to fit a grain of rice. Which I can respect to a degree, but… She also shops at Sam’s and has a box of 230 bags...

re: What you travel ball coaches and parents think about sliding mitts?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/17/24 at 6:44 pm

Gateway accessory to gayness...

re: Average Time Employed At A Company Before You Leave For New Job

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/17/24 at 2:30 pm

12 at my first, 7+ currently...

re: 3rd Base next year.

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/16/24 at 7:50 pm

Why don’t we just move him to SS while we’re at?...

re: Getting ridiculous in Houston

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/16/24 at 7:06 pm

My wife and I spent a night in Houston a few weeks ago on business. We were nearly assaulted by a crackhead on a street corner at 3pm just a few blocks from Minute Maid. Completely unprovoked. Guy came power walking across the street throwing his hands up and got within inches of my face. The wh...

re: Jared Jones should come back as a catcher

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/15/24 at 11:14 pm

He has the ideal frame to play 1B at the next level and has shown the skills to excel there. Wtf are you talking about?...

re: Skenes vs. THE JUDGE, who wins this heavyweight bout on Tuesday?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/15/24 at 10:19 pm

Skenes is throwing 1 inning of his best stuff. Judge is swinging for bombs. It’ll be good drama, nothing more. ETA: Skenes goes 123, does he come out to face Judge? I’d say probably, we’ll see :popcorn:...

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re: Welp…. Regarding that National Anthem

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/15/24 at 7:21 pm

The Grammy’s just lost all credibility...

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re: William Schmidt removes name from draft

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/14/24 at 10:33 pm

Hunt Palmer is the goat homer of BR radio. When he heard the news, he came, then tried to play it cool...

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re: For arguments sake, why wouldn't Jones come Back???

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/14/24 at 10:18 pm

[quote]counterargument will be it's questionable how much he could raise his draft stock by coming back[/quote] He’s raw power. There is a ton of room for improvement...

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re: What is the most iconic photos of all time

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/14/24 at 6:14 pm

[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjQvhpW390mPnt2QWMha9EK2ZkNOpotGnf3g&s[/img]...

re: Who is the worst person to go to LSU?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/13/24 at 8:56 pm

Darkhorse… Pizza girl...

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re: This Just in : Paul Skenes is an Absolute Menace

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/11/24 at 3:33 pm

[quote]lead the league in Ks, innings, WHIP and ERA and still be 10-10.[/quote] Can’t record losses when you don’t give up and runs :pimp:...

re: This Just in : Paul Skenes is an Absolute Menace

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/11/24 at 3:28 pm

He’s now a serious contender for Cy Young. Its as incredible as unbelievable...

re: Is there anything worse than a cute girl with a tongue piercing?

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/7/24 at 12:47 am

[quote]Is there anything worse than a cute girl with a tongue piercing?[/quote] A fat ugly one...

re: Paul Skeens pitching.

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/6/24 at 6:20 pm

Jones just went to IL, Falter had to leave early with an apparent injury this afternoon, could also miss time. That rotation is complicated. Impossible to predict at this point...