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CecilShortsHisPants

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Registered on:10/8/2012
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Basic non-elective with our plan at work, which is 2x annual earnings.

Nothing outside of that.
I would let the long snapper wear #5 if I was Kiffin. Teach the kids a lesson
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6 dollars for Dasani water is criminal.


Studies show that beer is 90-95% water, you can get a beer for the same price.

Science

re: The SaaS scare is back

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 8/13/26 at 5:09 pm to
I bought a ton of CRM and ADBE near the bottom. Thesis was just math. If they actually execute, I’ll get a hell of a haul. If not, I still win because the math works
Spending 2 1st round picks on Ingram, Davenport, and Olave. You should only do that on generational talents or a QB imo…

Unpopular opinion, but I also hated the Tyson pick. It’s very likely he’ll have an injury-plagued career. Hopefully I’m dead wrong

re: Best HYSA

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 8/12/26 at 9:33 pm to
You’re looking at 4-4.5% today on the high end. On $10,000, that’s a difference of ~$50 annually.
I would suggest shopping for convenience, not rate.
Just my thoughts…

I think PFT is hilarious, but I totally understand why everyone doesn’t get it.

Hank on the other hand is actually just an idiot I think, and it’s funny to laugh at the dumb shite he does and says.

Big Cat is good at what he does, but tries too hard for me sometimes.

re: Day Trading Noob

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 8/9/26 at 6:29 pm to
Most people go through that phase. It’s not smart investing…

It’s a good starting point (at least it was for me). I do encourage day trading for new investors so they can learn the tough lessons with relatively small piles.

Had I made the mistakes today that I made back then, I’d be out 100s of thousands instead of 10s.

I will never put my hard earned money at that level of risk again.

Good luck
I didn’t read the entire thread, but I will say I believe most of the next ~10 years of gains have been priced in at this point…

Obviously there will be winners and losers, but on an index level, I feel like it will be comparable to the decade following the .com crash. +/-20% to be fair

***When it finally comes :dunno:
Thanks to MSFT and AMZN, I am now at ATH :nana:
No excuses for that kind of behavior, mental illness or not.

He had it all and chose to make poor decisions. Loser
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360,000 margin accounts were forced into liquidation


Good
They don’t even have a toaster. frick them
I’m pretty damn close to an ATH.
AMD is my only “chip stock”, and it’s actually fared well compared to others in that sector

re: Jim Cramer and IBM

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/15/26 at 6:22 pm to
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Amazon is dead money going forward


Well that’s a bold call :lol:
I have wondered how quickly evolution has worked here with football players in the US. Just a short time ago, 6’3 285 was an intimidating LT, now that’s considered undersized.

Same goes for the NBA…. Charles Barkley was able to dominate his era at 6’6”
What a show that was. I’m legitimately pissed off that they ruined 11 of our HR derbies with a frickin timer. The derby is back! (Still prefer outs to swings though)
Not me

Eta: My stocks actually had a pretty strong day.
AMD is my only “AI stock”

re: Term limits

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 7/12/26 at 4:58 pm to
Maybe after Trump’s 3rd and/or 4th term we can revisit this topic.





I’m being facetious, obviously.


But seriously