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I'm also not to proud to eat crow. LSUinNW good win.
I actually like to look up the stats before running my mouth... all time vs the *ucks is 58-40-5...

Even if they made this streak double digits, we would still be up double digits. They have been somewhat relevant about 10 years with some sprinkles before that.... but speaking of past, they finally got their first Rose Bowl victory since something like 1917. I guess they have finally lost the title: Always a Bridesmaid
are you talking about the win vs the trees last Thursday? Or the record of UW vs *ucks? b/c that's a lot of wins that taste great in my mouth.

You a little confused there LSUintheNW?

*uck logo yet claiming to be a fearsome tiger?

Go grab your towel and enjoy Donald's D some more. You BBQing some Milfoil this week for the tailgate?
Also, was too into the tailgate and forgot to beg and plead my way into owning one of those pins that says "Beat everyone" in Purple and Gold. Wondering how to get my hands on one?

Since we are both Purple and Gold, I think I can wear it by proxy :nana:
Wanted to stop by since it's *uck week. Our most hated rival ever.

Checked your schedule to see who you're playing and while it's not your most hated rival, I wanted to say... I'm not really fan of Florida and I hope you lay a whooping on them!!!! Geaux Tigers!

with some rejuvinated D (after laying into Stanford) we might be able to slow the *ucks down a little bit, but we are down to 7 healthy OL... it is going to be a long night on the offensive side.

I would consider us the best travelling and best tailgaters *** IN the pac12***

TS- from the outside looks pretty normal, but sitting up at the top it was simply massive. I guess being able to see everything helped out. Tailgating aside, the chants are spot on and everyone participates which makes for a friggin fun game. I could feel some nervous tension when we got off the that ridic start, but at no point did the crowd get quiet or lose the muster. Needless to say the crows was awesome!

I think my favorite thing about the stadium was the views. Looking out over the buildings and the river and such. It was awesome! Now it doesn't really compare to Husky Stadium :booboo: but it is completely awesome compared to every other pac12 / Qualcomm and other bowl games I've been to.

I think the most impressive part for me was the tailgating. I mean, I know everyone parties and has their thing, but I would consider us the best travelling fan and the best tailgaters. I've never seen anything like 90 in and 90 out. There are a few people who tailgate and don't go to Husky games, but the volume of them down there was mindblowing!
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That was awesome..Now..Tell us your overall impressions of TS and the whole culture and all that shite


Well, first and foremost, you don't condone masturbating to pooping cowboys. Given that I wore a cowboy hat all weekend, I was really appreciative and hold you guys in high regards!
Now for the surprise ending...

Wake up Sunday and have a few hours before we have to leave for airport... So, I decide to head down to the block my phone was on and try one last time. Walk into all the bars, yadda yadda yadda.. no luck

Well, I'm not really a strip club kinda guy (I know, you're thinking: Uhh you like to party...) but I digress... walk into some and this guy opens up their lost and found cupboard and takes out a black phone and I see a while debit card under it...

Does that debit card say: Kris?
Him: Yup!

My brother's smile was priceless....

I'm a big boy and can get a new phone, he however, is moving to NYC and I just dropped him off at the airport. Two days after flying home, flying to NYC with no phone or debit card would have been BRUTAL. So, fate shined on us a bit and life is good!

Flew home on Sunday (my 5 year anniversary with the wife) and told her how much I missed her and I was glad to be home
So, we made our way back to the first tailgate and they insisted on walking us to the game to make sure we got to the right place and nobody got out of line and were disrespectful to us. One of our girls we were walking with had a full rum and coke and said she needed help when we made it to the stadium, so I showed an LSU girl how to drink and pounded a full 16oz drink.

Apparently I needed it for the game.

I made sure when I got up top to take a min and enjoy the scenery overlooking the whole town of Baton Rouge and it was awesome :)

Got to our seats and lost my voice on that first drive. At that point, I was bummed we only got 3 out of it, but was completely optomistic. Then things got our of hand...

made it back on the party bus to NOLA and had the standard night. Not as bad as Night #1, but not as good as Night #2
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For both games, Seattle and here. I wish we would play more often-probably the best road game I've been to, and their fans are knowledgeable and quite fun to hang out with.


Thanks! The feeling is absolutely mutual.

We made our way down and found another Tigerbait chant and headed in. This tailgate had BBQ Chicken to die for... and more beers than we could drink... we tried. These guys have a weirder shot preference than the vodka/ Pickle juice and that is they were taking shots of Vodka and Pepto Bismal.

Now my motto is that I'll try anything once... so he poured one out and I shot it. Given at this point it's circa 3PM and hot as the dickens it was actually one of the most refreshing shots ever. It helped with the Jumbo b/c I'm a spice pussy and it also made my mouth taste fresh for the first time since I brushed them before the party bus. Definitely a shot I'll be doing more of when it's hot out...

Nothing extremely crazy happened until the game and it was the standard drinking, me singing to "call me maybe" like a D bag, etc. I specifically asked the 2nd tailgate when I needed to head to see Mike and the band and he said I had about 15 min. By the time I left and made it down there... Mike and band were long gone. Being a fan of tradition I was really pissed to have missed that.
Nothing makes a hungover, sleep deprived 1.5 hr drive better than:
The sign in the bathroom
Shots of Vodka w/ pickle juice chaser

Wait what? Yeah, apparently the other guys drinking it convinced me it was a great idea! WOW.

Then we arrive at the stadium...
Pretty intimidating to pull up past the practice fields and see those banners! Good work guys.

We then walked towards the stadiums and took a left and headed up Victory hill. Stopped at a few tailgates, had a luge shot, nothing crazy.

Then I got up across from the two mounds that look like a nice rack :bow: and broke my Tigerbait virginity. Now, I was surprised it took that long... but as you have told me... I have grown to love that saying. Yeah, call me what you want and then feed me and give me as much alcohol as I can drink? Yes PLEASE! The rest of our group of ~60-80 kept walking and my immidiate group stayed. Storey, Kris, and I played beer pong, flip cup, ate Brisket / Jumb / etc. It was still 11AM so it wasn't too hot to eat food at this point. After a few hours we decided we needed to wander. and started walking towards where the player busses come in an such..
falling asleep at 6AM and having to be on the party bus at 9AM is very rough, however, we were greeted with the gem I put in my signature. The only thing we can come up with is that in the bathroom, you cannot masturbate while cowboys are pooping!
I'll preface this with... I'm in a UW jersey, shorts, flipflops and a black cowboy hat. To top this all off I have the most ridiculous fu-manchu / gunslinger beard and a HUGE American flag / Bald Eagle tattoo on the right arm. :usa:

If I have any chance to make this girls friend want to bang Storey I have to make her really respect us and in my current attire this is a tall task! So, I decide to go for the holesome route and sing along loudly to the country songs, get the girls dancing and happy. Once this happens I seperate so Storey can do some striking. I tell this girl about my new 10 Week old baby girl and the wifey at home and how much I miss them, etc. This game is the greatest, b/c all of is completely true and no matter how much you just go over the top it's never an exaggeration. So, this girl is in hook line and sinker she's saying things like, "wow, you guys are such great guys" "So, nice, so down to earth and genuine". Their hotel was at the W which is right by ours and we decide to walk them home circa 4AM. Well, on the walk home this girl decides to tell me about how she met a guy... at Ricks. I'm a bit aggressive with my making fun and focus on how she was excited about meeting a prospective guy at a strip club. She gets bummed out and starts actually crying. So, yes, I was walking with a crying girl down Canal street...

The only way I know how to remedy this and not have her be bummed and cock block Storey is to be spontanius and crazy... So, I'm standing in the foutain in front of the W's parking area telling the girls if they don't jump in and spontanius they aren't going to have a good time. What do you know? It worked!! Girls get in, Storey gets in and then the parking guy comes over to tell us, "NO". So, we sit on the edge and put our feet in and then Storey goes upstairs with them and I head home.
about 1AM is where this night gets interesting. I begin to have cognative thoughts and we are walking down bourbon street and I cannot find my brother. So, Storey and I just say, well, he will find his way... he did last night! We decide it's food time! Our favorite bartender tells us we have to take a left out of the Swamp and head towards Canal St and a few blocks down take a left and there is a sandwich shop on the left hand side a few businesses down by the pizza place. We try that and boy howdy! those were ridic! Storey and I continue our walk to Canal to head back to the hotel and we get approached by a couple of girls from NYC. Storey instantly throws down his sandwich and begins to game on them. I decide (and maybe it's that I'm 300lbs) that nothing is getting in the way of this sandwich and I politely tell them that they will have my full attention once the sandwich is gone. Next thing I know I'm at the Bourbon Cowboy, sandwich gone, two really beautiful girls on the horizon and one hell of a wingman game that I need to pull.
Night 1 = success! However, at this point we find out Kris doesn't have his phone either!!!! Or debit card. This is actually the best thing that could have happened to a just graduated, about to move to NYC person, b/c we ended up fronting a lot of drinks.

Logic evades us and at 11AM I said... OK iPhone locator activated, we are going to Bourbon street to find my phone! Running on fumes we drunkenly stumble around and check all the bars on the block it said it was on and I put a lock on it and then the battery died on it. What's the next logical step? Head to Swamp and try and get in the same frame of mind I lost it in! About 1PM we decide that we really need some food. We ended up at Coops and grubbed on so much food.

After coops we got some more Cafe O'lait and sat again by the Mississippi. However we were in a much more rowdy mood. It took some convincing but we got my brother not to jump in. We then decide to put the hammer down and start this adventure again! After some more swamp action we actually ventured out and made it up on some balconies, hung with some other friends that were down there, etc.
hahaha... so I'll explain why it took so long. I don't have a phone still! The way I accessed this before was my phone, I just jumped on at work yesterday and then obviously checked my email (priorities on the order :lol:) and then after going through about 300 emails I realized it was 6PM and wifey was at home with our 10 week old with dinner ready. I sincerely apologize on the delay. FYI, it was a man trip, my wife and baby didn't come.

So, yeah, jumped off the plane and met up with my buddy Storey (appropriate name, right?) and we go to the hotel first (ambassador). We cannot check in, but we precheck in and drop our stuff off. Go to Cafe and get our pre-binge meal on. At this point we are the only two out of our immediate group of 4 b/c my brother is still on a plane and Mike is also travelling still. So, we decide to sit on the banks of the Mississippi and enjoy and build excitement for what is coming. Make it to our first bar (the swamp) about 20 min before they open. Then insert bar scene... noon - 4AM. We ride the bull, game on girls, etc. Standard procedure. Little browning out, bits and pieces the main point is that we ended up at the casino. I remember playing some slots with my brother, getting a few more drinks. I wake up at 7AM and I'm in bed. There was never a point where I went back after 3PM to actually get a room key.. so not really sure how this happened.

I look over and Storey is passed out in the chair trying to get the jambox to play country music with sportcenter blasting on the TV. Mike is passed out in the bathtub. I look over and say... Storey, where the F is my brother. He's like, "dude, no clue, I've been sitting here since 10PM. I got really drunk". OK, do you know where my phone is? "No". Then the room phone starts ringing and I answer it. It's my brother, Kris, "Dude... I've been walking a while... what F'ing room are we in?"
So... wow.

Our trip started off like the movie hangover and ended in a glorious surprise ending like no other.

I don't even know where to begin, do ya'll want a novel, just a recap of Baton Rouge, or just the cliff notes?
I will provide a recount... of what I can remember :booboo:

That comment about Cafe O'lait is simply the first thing I'm going to enjoy! I will not miss the rest, trust me!