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ESPN hates LSU? I'm not surprised. Who doesn't?

I had received this text earlier after the game about the tradgedy but I was in such a hurry that I messed up a lot of the text and posted its own topic instead of putting it on here so it got removed. But, I had it saved on my phone so here's the text:


Northwestern State University's Coach Brad and the team underwent some serious impediments earlier withhin and his personal life today. An hour before the game started as he and his team were getting ready and their spirits up for the LSU game and brad got an unfortunate call from his family that Jackson, his beloved sports hound had been run over. His wife had dressed up jackson in a Vic the Demon costume she had just finished which she was going to take a picture of to send to Brad to help him mentally get poised to fight his opponent. But while jackson was running around with his costume on outside his wife got a call on the home phone inside and had to run in and get it. when she came back out he had run in the road and an SUV had hit him and was speeding off (Someone earlier had asked if it had lsu plates. It did not). She called coach brad before the game and he was seen by the team crying and their spirits melted and they lost the will to fight they were so sad. But needless to say he tried pulling himself together for the game and put on a straight face because he wanted his team to do good but by that time it was already too late. Thats why he was distraught looking the whole game.

Anyway please excuse the demons defeat today- we are not in a very good conditon tonight.

Thank you, jhanel for that inspiration. LEGO DEMONS LEGO!

I just wish LSU's janitorial squad will get paid overtime for the huge mess they'll have to clean up after NSU clobbers their team into the dust.

Hello. Our complicated defensive schemes will overwhelm Jarrett Lee's quarterback proficiency into an utter oblivion. Coach Brad has this team ready and poised for a demoralizing upset to LSU footballs season. Some would say this would be an upset- but I don't see it this way. NSU is on a level playing field with LSU and they have a chance to really beat them down tomorrow night. Their victory over Delta State proved that they're just not a run of the mill poorly funded state college team. They're something special- and I don't know that too many people see that but I do.

Running back Rahkeem Mitchell is going to have the game of the season against the middle of the porous LSU defense. Oregon really showed us how much of a sponge they were last night. Wide receiver Rechard Llorens is going to torch this young LSU secondary and safety Tyler Roussel- he's going to lay the wood on those small LSU receiver's like nobody's business. Other players and fans around here call him the lumberjack, because he's always laying the wood down with his plays. Starting center Kendrick Henderson is going to really anchor this massive offense line. He's the Rock of Gibraltar on which our team stands. Some of our fans have seen kicker Michael Connor in action and say this guy has a leg like David Beckham- and knowing our fans, that lets us know our kicking game could be something really special this year. And last, but by no means certainly not least (that would be LSU) defensive end Mike Adems who is a highly touted senior out of Kuthbert, Georgia is going to wreak utter havoc on LSU's offensive line and really show Jerrett Lee how the ground tastes.

My final prediction: NSU: 37 LSU: 13. And that's with me taking my purple shades off. Good luck and cheers! I'll see you all on the field! :cheers: