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That even started off where no one knew what was going on or taking it seriously. I looked like exactly the kind of setup for a fluke win that gets replayed forever.
I had just moved to Austin before the start of the 2005 season. Vince Young in that 4th Quarter...

His demeanor after scoring on that 4th and 5, still clutching the ball while that whole place came unglued, was like he was so determined to win that he had exited our plane of existence. I've never seen anything like that before or since.

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But this one tonight was definitely a top 10, maybe a top 5. I'll have to see where it all lands to really know what to think of it.

re: Hat Tip to Kirby Smart

Posted by LuciusSulla on 1/1/26 at 11:49 pm to
Yeah, I thought that was a really classy press conference. I know I'm a UF grad and supposed to hate him full stop, but you can tell that guy is dying breed of old school and really loves the game.

re: OH. MY. frickING. WORD

Posted by LuciusSulla on 1/1/26 at 11:43 pm to
One thing I love about LSU - whatever they get is always the best, until it's the worst. They start off crowing and dragging nuts and then end up all sniping at each other like a bunch of old women when it goes south.

I bet we could copy and paste the bulk of their posts from the hiring to the firing of Brian Kelly and just replace Kelly's name with Kiffin's and pretty much have what we're going to see the next several years here.

re: OH. MY. frickING. WORD

Posted by LuciusSulla on 1/1/26 at 11:15 pm to
I'm in my 40s and still hungover from last night, but I may have to go out. No one in Oxford tonight but us townies, which I imagine will be fun.

re: Transfer Portal news

Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/25/25 at 12:14 pm to
Just because they enter doesn't mean they are going, so keep that in mind.

I'm also not sure that the coaches haven't met with these guys. Just because everyone didn't have a high-profile Christmas Eve visit at their house with the HC and half the offensive coaching staff doesn't mean they are being ignored.

Some of these cats are also just 20-year-olds, and that's about as deep as it gets. A change of scenery is tempting when you're young for its own sake, especially if you might get a little more money out of it - or even if you find out that you aren't worth as much as you thought you were when you left.
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Honestly, I don’t love the car. I would take one in exchange for playing football, no doubt. Just not a fan



Off topic, but I agree. The whole thing about the Corvette was it being a front-engine, RWD, pushrod-driven sports car. It was a very American thing, and that's what made Vettes Vettes. You could love it or hate it, but if you love that technology and driving experience for what it is, Corvettes were close to the platonic ideal.

These new mid-engine C8s - to me all they are now is a Temu Ferrari or Lambo. I love Ferrari's, but I've no interest in a Corvette trying to be one. There are things that make more sense in a modern engine than desmodromic valves, but that's what makes a Ducati and Ducati.

Same to me with the front engine, RWD, pushrod Vette, preferably with a manual. But they threw that all away to make a car that, to me, screams "I really wanted a Ferrari 849, but this is the best I could do."

Anyway, carry on with the trolling or whatever this thread is.
I appreciate the lack of coach speak and easy confidence for sure. Dude is pretty comfortable commanding a presser without coming off like an a-hole. Zero pretension with CPG but not in a way that makes it seem like he isn't sure of himself. I dig it.

Hope that carries over to being successful overall as an HC. He's a hard guy not to like.
That's not really how endowments work, but even if it was, the state would just sell Lake Charles or something to keep funding football.
It's crazy Napier didn't do this in the first place.
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They’re building condos in every square inch of town they can



And about 50% of them go to people who don't live here.

Last five years around here remind me of living in Austin in the 00s. That was a really cool place to live until...
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Unless they’re working for him, it may be sleezy but there’s nothing inherently wrong with it. It’s an adult talking to another adult.



Technically, yeah, but having been in admin at one time, this is one of those things that often goes south, and when it does, it's bad.

There's a good chance that Kiffin is going to eventually frick up in a way that an AD can't cover. If it was just a little skirt chasing, maybe not, but that story about him, the ex, and the 2024 Kentucky game, if true, is a giant red flag saying his behaviour is a little more pathological than a little consensual fun on the weekend.

Don't get me wrong - I know there are a lot of college girls who will hook-up just for a good story. I've had more than a few "not tonight, Satan," moments in the last 20 years myself that really tempted me to rethink my, "never shite where you eat policy," and I'm definitely not rich or a fitness model.

Which is all to say, I'm not pearl clutching over the purity of female undergrads. But dudes who are constantly out there chasing arse and then getting fricking bent out of shape when said arse wants nothing to do with them anymore, if ever - that very often turns into a huge problem.

And hell, maybe that's just what LSU wants so that, if he can't win big, they can get out that huge buyout for cause. Lane's narcissism and inability to not stay horny on main are pretty good insurance policies. That being said, I will agree that's all LSU's problem now. I don't really give a frick what he does down there, and I wouldn't be surprised if LSU covered up most anything if he's winning Nattys.

A million years ago, I was hanging out with Fred Noe right around when Jim Beam hired Kid Rock to promote Red Stag. We were fricking with him a little bit over it and asked what he thought about it. He said, "I feel like we're one drunk night at a Waffle House away from a PR disaster with that white trash a-hole, but they tell me he's good for selling whiskey."

I feel like that was Keith Carter's life the last six years.

re: Recruiting

Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/5/25 at 1:28 pm to
I'll probably mostly use his last name when necessary, though an occasional "Heaux" may appear. I generally don't like using nicknames for schools and coaches, but that one is too meta and too perfect.
Folks really need to learn how NIL works in the clearinghouse era.

LSU can promise all they want, but it has to clear. There is already one SEC school in the red this year because they can't get cleared to pay out all of the NIL money by the current NIL Go clearinghouse, and it's going to get worse next year, so they are just having to eat it. It gets worse next year when they can't even do that.

Even with a bagman, teams can't shift $25 million around under the table without it getting noticed.

The game is showing how much NIL a program has on paper and hoping fans and players alike don't understand that it's all just potential. They can't spend a penny of it without it clearing. The example I cited above is already one showing how it's affecting things. I suspect some of these flips we're seeing are players realizing these NIL warchests schools have on paper are just hypothetical until it gets approved by NIL Go, which is showing itself to definitely not be a rubber stamp. If you're getting paid $1 million in endorsement money, there has to be proof that the value of your brand and the amount of work your doing for that $1 million matches to what the market actually bears.

Suffice to say, it would be extremely rare for a CFB player, especially for one coming in from high school, to have enough brand equity to be worth $1 million advertising partnerships without a level of work commitments that would be detrimental to their being a college athlete.

All this "We got $25 million to buy everyone, baws!" is just PR spin that knuckle dragging dipshits who haven't read up on any of this stuff are spewing. They may have really have that much money to spend if allowed, but justifying spending all of it is already difficult.

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It get's amped up a notch if he brings Rusty Whitt from Tulane with him for S&C. That guy is an actual special forces snake eater. He quit at Sam Houston after 9/11, joined the Army in his 30s, and made through SFQC at 33.

He's legit fricking scary, lol.
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What do we know about Faulkner?


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I'm not used to so much... competence.

GMFG!
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Like all coaches, Goldings success will largely come down to who he gets as OC and DC. That, and our NIL collective remaining strong.


Bingo Bango.

And no one is bringing as much heat as Lane Kiffin does, for good or bad. That guy is the personification of a Faustian pact. Ole Miss will have to hustle more to maintain the national profile that's been earned because we don't have Football Kardashian here anymore, but it can be done.

re: #GMFG

Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/3/25 at 6:29 pm to
I'm guessing "Go Motherfricking Gators."