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LuciusSulla
| Favorite team: | Florida |
| Location: | Oxford, MS |
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| Occupation: | Brain Rancher |
| Number of Posts: | 2781 |
| Registered on: | 11/19/2010 |
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re: Transfer Portal news
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/25/25 at 12:14 pm to gatordmb89
Just because they enter doesn't mean they are going, so keep that in mind.
I'm also not sure that the coaches haven't met with these guys. Just because everyone didn't have a high-profile Christmas Eve visit at their house with the HC and half the offensive coaching staff doesn't mean they are being ignored.
Some of these cats are also just 20-year-olds, and that's about as deep as it gets. A change of scenery is tempting when you're young for its own sake, especially if you might get a little more money out of it - or even if you find out that you aren't worth as much as you thought you were when you left.
I'm also not sure that the coaches haven't met with these guys. Just because everyone didn't have a high-profile Christmas Eve visit at their house with the HC and half the offensive coaching staff doesn't mean they are being ignored.
Some of these cats are also just 20-year-olds, and that's about as deep as it gets. A change of scenery is tempting when you're young for its own sake, especially if you might get a little more money out of it - or even if you find out that you aren't worth as much as you thought you were when you left.
re: I heard REALTREE just donated 25 Corvettes to the UGA football team.
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/24/25 at 5:09 pm to TigerReich
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Honestly, I don’t love the car. I would take one in exchange for playing football, no doubt. Just not a fan
Off topic, but I agree. The whole thing about the Corvette was it being a front-engine, RWD, pushrod-driven sports car. It was a very American thing, and that's what made Vettes Vettes. You could love it or hate it, but if you love that technology and driving experience for what it is, Corvettes were close to the platonic ideal.
These new mid-engine C8s - to me all they are now is a Temu Ferrari or Lambo. I love Ferrari's, but I've no interest in a Corvette trying to be one. There are things that make more sense in a modern engine than desmodromic valves, but that's what makes a Ducati and Ducati.
Same to me with the front engine, RWD, pushrod Vette, preferably with a manual. But they threw that all away to make a car that, to me, screams "I really wanted a Ferrari 849, but this is the best I could do."
Anyway, carry on with the trolling or whatever this thread is.
re: The players voted to get rid of the basketball goal
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/21/25 at 3:09 pm to Landmass
I appreciate the lack of coach speak and easy confidence for sure. Dude is pretty comfortable commanding a presser without coming off like an a-hole. Zero pretension with CPG but not in a way that makes it seem like he isn't sure of himself. I dig it.
Hope that carries over to being successful overall as an HC. He's a hard guy not to like.
Hope that carries over to being successful overall as an HC. He's a hard guy not to like.
re: LSU is broke soon to be broken
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/18/25 at 1:25 pm to ManBearSharkReb
That's not really how endowments work, but even if it was, the state would just sell Lake Charles or something to keep funding football.
re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/12/25 at 1:59 pm to gatorsimz
It's crazy Napier didn't do this in the first place.
re: I need to buy a home in Oxford, just to rent out
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/9/25 at 7:33 pm to Lawyered
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They’re building condos in every square inch of town they can
And about 50% of them go to people who don't live here.
Last five years around here remind me of living in Austin in the 00s. That was a really cool place to live until...
re: Does anyone know about Kiffy hitting on college girls in recent days ?
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/5/25 at 2:19 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Unless they’re working for him, it may be sleezy but there’s nothing inherently wrong with it. It’s an adult talking to another adult.
Technically, yeah, but having been in admin at one time, this is one of those things that often goes south, and when it does, it's bad.
There's a good chance that Kiffin is going to eventually frick up in a way that an AD can't cover. If it was just a little skirt chasing, maybe not, but that story about him, the ex, and the 2024 Kentucky game, if true, is a giant red flag saying his behaviour is a little more pathological than a little consensual fun on the weekend.
Don't get me wrong - I know there are a lot of college girls who will hook-up just for a good story. I've had more than a few "not tonight, Satan," moments in the last 20 years myself that really tempted me to rethink my, "never shite where you eat policy," and I'm definitely not rich or a fitness model.
Which is all to say, I'm not pearl clutching over the purity of female undergrads. But dudes who are constantly out there chasing arse and then getting fricking bent out of shape when said arse wants nothing to do with them anymore, if ever - that very often turns into a huge problem.
And hell, maybe that's just what LSU wants so that, if he can't win big, they can get out that huge buyout for cause. Lane's narcissism and inability to not stay horny on main are pretty good insurance policies. That being said, I will agree that's all LSU's problem now. I don't really give a frick what he does down there, and I wouldn't be surprised if LSU covered up most anything if he's winning Nattys.
A million years ago, I was hanging out with Fred Noe right around when Jim Beam hired Kid Rock to promote Red Stag. We were fricking with him a little bit over it and asked what he thought about it. He said, "I feel like we're one drunk night at a Waffle House away from a PR disaster with that white trash a-hole, but they tell me he's good for selling whiskey."
I feel like that was Keith Carter's life the last six years.
re: Recruiting
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/5/25 at 1:28 pm to Fireman17
I'll probably mostly use his last name when necessary, though an occasional "Heaux" may appear. I generally don't like using nicknames for schools and coaches, but that one is too meta and too perfect.
re: What Coach Sumrall has to do to give us any chance to go over .500 next season?
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/5/25 at 1:09 pm to Jdillard343434
Folks really need to learn how NIL works in the clearinghouse era.
LSU can promise all they want, but it has to clear. There is already one SEC school in the red this year because they can't get cleared to pay out all of the NIL money by the current NIL Go clearinghouse, and it's going to get worse next year, so they are just having to eat it. It gets worse next year when they can't even do that.
Even with a bagman, teams can't shift $25 million around under the table without it getting noticed.
The game is showing how much NIL a program has on paper and hoping fans and players alike don't understand that it's all just potential. They can't spend a penny of it without it clearing. The example I cited above is already one showing how it's affecting things. I suspect some of these flips we're seeing are players realizing these NIL warchests schools have on paper are just hypothetical until it gets approved by NIL Go, which is showing itself to definitely not be a rubber stamp. If you're getting paid $1 million in endorsement money, there has to be proof that the value of your brand and the amount of work your doing for that $1 million matches to what the market actually bears.
Suffice to say, it would be extremely rare for a CFB player, especially for one coming in from high school, to have enough brand equity to be worth $1 million advertising partnerships without a level of work commitments that would be detrimental to their being a college athlete.
All this "We got $25 million to buy everyone, baws!" is just PR spin that knuckle dragging dipshits who haven't read up on any of this stuff are spewing. They may have really have that much money to spend if allowed, but justifying spending all of it is already difficult.
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LSU can promise all they want, but it has to clear. There is already one SEC school in the red this year because they can't get cleared to pay out all of the NIL money by the current NIL Go clearinghouse, and it's going to get worse next year, so they are just having to eat it. It gets worse next year when they can't even do that.
Even with a bagman, teams can't shift $25 million around under the table without it getting noticed.
The game is showing how much NIL a program has on paper and hoping fans and players alike don't understand that it's all just potential. They can't spend a penny of it without it clearing. The example I cited above is already one showing how it's affecting things. I suspect some of these flips we're seeing are players realizing these NIL warchests schools have on paper are just hypothetical until it gets approved by NIL Go, which is showing itself to definitely not be a rubber stamp. If you're getting paid $1 million in endorsement money, there has to be proof that the value of your brand and the amount of work your doing for that $1 million matches to what the market actually bears.
Suffice to say, it would be extremely rare for a CFB player, especially for one coming in from high school, to have enough brand equity to be worth $1 million advertising partnerships without a level of work commitments that would be detrimental to their being a college athlete.
All this "We got $25 million to buy everyone, baws!" is just PR spin that knuckle dragging dipshits who haven't read up on any of this stuff are spewing. They may have really have that much money to spend if allowed, but justifying spending all of it is already difficult.
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re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/5/25 at 12:52 pm to Jorts R Us
It get's amped up a notch if he brings Rusty Whitt from Tulane with him for S&C. That guy is an actual special forces snake eater. He quit at Sam Houston after 9/11, joined the Army in his 30s, and made through SFQC at 33.
He's legit fricking scary, lol.
He's legit fricking scary, lol.
re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/4/25 at 4:59 pm to Gator Fever
re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/4/25 at 4:31 pm to dbuchanon
I'm not used to so much... competence.
GMFG!
GMFG!
re: Why do LSU fans think we are "melting?"
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/3/25 at 8:28 pm to OleVaught14
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Like all coaches, Goldings success will largely come down to who he gets as OC and DC. That, and our NIL collective remaining strong.
Bingo Bango.
And no one is bringing as much heat as Lane Kiffin does, for good or bad. That guy is the personification of a Faustian pact. Ole Miss will have to hustle more to maintain the national profile that's been earned because we don't have Football Kardashian here anymore, but it can be done.
re: #GMFG
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/3/25 at 6:29 pm to finchmeister08
I'm guessing "Go Motherfricking Gators."
re: I’m so glad Kiffin is gone
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/3/25 at 6:25 pm to OleVaught14
re: Danny Wuerffel and Ali Peek discussed the recent coaching search
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/3/25 at 2:01 pm to Gator Fever
Gritting your teeth an being a good soldier is different from being an outright liar.
Danny told the same story on GNFP, and he'd have to be flatout making up a whole lotta shite. I believe he'd still publicly support a coach up until he was fired, but I just don't believe DW would tell a bunch of bald faced lies. He just seems like a far too genuinely a good dude for that, and I'm the last person to make character decisions based on running a ministry or whatever.
Danny told the same story on GNFP, and he'd have to be flatout making up a whole lotta shite. I believe he'd still publicly support a coach up until he was fired, but I just don't believe DW would tell a bunch of bald faced lies. He just seems like a far too genuinely a good dude for that, and I'm the last person to make character decisions based on running a ministry or whatever.
re: Guess the rumors about the Mannings not liking Kiffin were true
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/2/25 at 5:18 pm to Dixie.Reb
I dug this up for a Gator board I'm on in trying to explain that there's a lot more to why Ole Miss got better in the last six years than just Kiffin and that Kiffin was a pretty controversial hire here at the time.
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The pertinent quote being:
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The pertinent quote being:
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You ask me, it depends on which Kiffin he hired. Kiffin has been called a football genius. He also has been called brash, immature and worse. His hiring is a calculated risk. Carter believed he needed to make a big splash with this hire because of an apathetic fan base. He strongly believes that revenue generated by increased ticket sales and athletic donations will more than make up for the millions this coaching change will cost. And he might be right.
But not all Ole Miss people are so enamored with Kiffin’s hiring. Archie Manning, the school’s all-time athletic hero, has been noticeably reticent on the subject. He was not part of this hiring process.
There are others.
re: Blame his parents
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/1/25 at 9:59 pm to Landmass
Typical shite, really. I've known more than a few narcissists in my life who "found sobriety" and discovered that dropping a bunch of self-help bullshite was a great way to obfuscate that they are still the same self-centered assholes they alway were.
I'm just living my journey now, and I won't have toxic people around me to hold back my growing into a better person.
Translation: I'm still about myself and frick anyone who holds me accountable for being a selfish prick.
I'm just living my journey now, and I won't have toxic people around me to hold back my growing into a better person.
Translation: I'm still about myself and frick anyone who holds me accountable for being a selfish prick.
re: Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes don't act right
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/1/25 at 6:40 pm to DownSouthJukin
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It looks like LK fricked us with Sumrall on the way out the door:
That was 100% a joke about only getting the job because Kiffin turned it down for what it's worth.
re: Ok I’ll admit it if it wasn’t for kiffin i’d love this hire lol
Posted by LuciusSulla on 12/1/25 at 4:21 pm to theCAW
Man, I just don't think Kiffin is the lock so many thought him to be. Ole Miss changed up a lot when Carter took over as AD itself, and Lane had the benefit of some easy schedules and down teams. No doubt Lane is a good coach, but we're about to find out just how good.
Personally, watching the drama around his exit from Ole Miss and some of the gossip coming out about him subsequently, I think that guy is still a shite bag who is about as likely to crater LSU as to win a natty. Hell, he may do both. Is tenure at LSU is going to be fascinating to watch one way or the other.
I think you can by optimistic that Sumrall may end up being a good get while also still hating Stricklin. I know folks who actually worked with him at Mississippi State who will tell you he is a giant, egotistical a-hole that they were glad to never have to be in a room with again but that he still did some good things at MSU.
Personally, watching the drama around his exit from Ole Miss and some of the gossip coming out about him subsequently, I think that guy is still a shite bag who is about as likely to crater LSU as to win a natty. Hell, he may do both. Is tenure at LSU is going to be fascinating to watch one way or the other.
I think you can by optimistic that Sumrall may end up being a good get while also still hating Stricklin. I know folks who actually worked with him at Mississippi State who will tell you he is a giant, egotistical a-hole that they were glad to never have to be in a room with again but that he still did some good things at MSU.
re: Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes don't act right
Posted by LuciusSulla on 11/30/25 at 3:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
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I’m seeing on On3 that Lane Kiffin offered the players $7 million to come with him today, and LSU sent 3 planes.
I'm not even sure he can do that. While it may go to court eventually, for now, the revenue sharing changes coming next season along with the introduction of an NIL clearinghouse are going to change the way money is flying around next year a lot. It will probably bring the bagman back as well, but money will work a lot different next year, at least above the table.
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