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No open container laws at tailgates. In the parking lot near a Sheetz gas station and directly in front of a Subway, those boys' tailgate has about a 10 foot row of brown liquors; bourbon, scotch, whiskey, setting on the parking lot wall. They're there every year. They're on Chesnut Ridge Rd. near the stadium.

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Jesco RULES! We love that guy!

Just printed my boarding passes for tomorrow!!!!!!!!
Ya'll have motor homes at your tailgates?
Do they have couches in them????????
WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!! :nana:

Bummer!

Now that was funny.

Why is it a crime infested, murder capitol, rat infested shite hole? More crime and murders there than most any where. Make fun of us all you want, have fun with it, stereotype us, but you know what? You can have you crime, murders, hurricanes and voodoo devil worship. Just promise me one thing? If you come up to Morgantown next year and enjoy yourself with all the humble hospitality, promise me you'll leave after the game and go back to the gangs, drugs, looters and crime.

Sniff...mommy...sniff...the bad West Virginian's making fun of Wesiana.

Oh, manwich, don't be such a pussy boy. If you're going to dish it out you have to take it. Same thing could be said about when LSU visits Morgantown next year.
It's all stretched beyond beleif stereotypes on both sides. Plus you started it.
Or...maybe the truth hurts. Which is it?

West Virginia University Scholarship Application (Posted on 9/23/10 at 1:03 a.m.)

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West Virginia Football Team Scholarship Application

Name: "Grunt." I'm fum Houma, names Boudreaux.
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: 25
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A With Mama
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Shoes?

CB Handle: Devil Dawg

Occupation: Hurricane Looter
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: Gator

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: 0 Gator got em all.

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: Don't know

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box) Swamp shack

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
(3) Swamp buggies, (2) Air boats, (1) john boat
___ Number of refrigerators on front porch
'Frigeration's fer pussies

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
All de above

Model and year of your pickup: _____________
19 and 47
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: We don't not wast da beer cans! We grow da mudbug in dem

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World
Whe da hurricane goin monthly?

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
I seen da many undawauta fishing object
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable
Evea day when fishin in da bayou.

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A
Brown

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
Gator guts

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here
Whut da hell is dat? No road huer, see we live below da wauta, by da levee. See, when da hurricane come, da wauta come over. See, den, da Northerners, with real jobs who pay da taxes, come and bail our dumb-asses out fu livin below da water, but day don't not build da road.

BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco
Voodoo child

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'
Luv the drankin and da noodlin!

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg Too many

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear
Help me clean da oil slick

Hey CBS, speaking of stereotypes, ever seen "The Water Boy" with Adam Sandler?
A Classic! :rotflmao:

Bantering...not arguing! Civilized debate. That's why we don't live in anarchy like the Middle East.