TheHound

If you look at the big picture, this game was our chance to make a statement, in case Bama drops a couple of games this year. Our near shut-out of a PAC-12 team will be the only thing that keeps us ahead of USC or Oregon in the event that the rest of the SEC doesn't live up to expectations, weakening our SoS.

Any method that might cause by-kill is not a great option. Pick one night, bait the area well and stay up late. Maybe take a sick day. Bust them up good, chances are it's one group doing the raids and you can wipe them out. Leaving death out for whatever may come is risky business.

Actually I know some people that are writers for that show, and they are huge LSU fans. So it's really not that much of a stretch...

Or pictures of Tyrann Mathieu. I've heard that the Ducks are afraid of him.

If you can run power up there, you can plug in a sonic repellent, which emits a frequency you can't hear but is unpleasant for them. I also had a neighbor that put a radio and a strobe light in his attic, the noise and light seemed to make it uncomfortable for them up there.

Unless they get into your xtc stash, then you might end up with a tree rat rave.

Also, if you see any squirrel nests in your trees, climb up and knock them out, or shoot them with the pellet gun at night.

The OP has implied that this coaching decision might have a negative impact on recruiting. I think it is safe to say that this coaching staff has got recruiting well under control, so please don't worry anymore about that.
To explain the starter vs. backup roles to you, JJ was the starter. He coudn't play, so the back up played, and played well. It was then his job to lose. He then lost it in a crucial game, and the original starter came in and won his job back. So, in any game the rest of the year, if the outcome is still in question, what coach worth his paycheck would do anything less than play the player that gives us the best chance to win?
For example, perhaps JLee goes in vs Arkansas (for a meaningful snap) when we are up by 14 and throws a pick 6. Who wants to give the other team a chance to stay in the game?

100%. I have found that Les is a bit of a poet with the play calling. Jefferson's jump pass against FL, throwing the fade to the end zone 2 times against FL last year (a classic Spurrier move). There are many examples, the dude has a sense of humor.

The Combine

Just add $1 to every ticket price for every sporting event at every university. Take all those $1 at each event and divide the pot equally among all active athletes (from both teams) for said event. For and LSU/Auburn game, for example, sold out, would mean $92,400, divided among 170 players (85 per team), equaling $543.53 per player that day.
It would not create any more bias towards a school or sport that doesn't already exist, but may encourage teams/fan bases of smaller schools or lower profile sports to compete harder for more attendance at thier events.

If the NFL locks out this year, I suppose I will file a claim to compensate for the lack of use of my tailgating tents, coolers, cookers, flasks, seat cushions, and my 60"HD tv that will sit dark on Sundays...