Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:Shitlingthorpe, UK
Biography:No sordid details ? I got no biography !
Interests:Collect polo balls
Occupation:Grease wheel bearings on donkey carts (wooden only)
Number of Posts:294
Registered on:7/8/2009
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re: Can Bert save his job? - BamaRoo
[quote]I like Bert and he's a good coach[/quote] After reading, I suddenly detected moisture build-up in the eyes---but then discovered it was only reaction to an especially pungent but silent fart from my sleeping dog----and not over Bert's impending doom at Arkansas....
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re: Staying in Oak Ridge after the game? - BamaRoo
Just know that, according to FBI statistics, you'll be staying in Tennessee's safest city ----and far away from Memphis....
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re: Grumor put to bed... - BamaRoo
[quote]Why do they keep doing this ? (lusting after Gruden)[/quote] It all started when Jon was a gofer with the UT program---and met a cheerleader named Cindy, who was from Tennessee. Since that time, many UT goobers think of Jon as one of them. ...
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re: We didn't even want Gruden Anyways.... - BamaRoo
The way I look at it, it was a win/win for UT and Gruden. Renewal of Grumania was a fan distraction from residual Lyle Jones taint in the Rocky Top air and again built up excitement in the quest for another Knoxville savior----- Meanwhile, by lifting his skirt up a bit to continue the lustin...
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re: SIAP: Alabama fan shoots Auburn fan over which team is better - BamaRoo
[quote]Why are Bama fans so cowardly?[/quote] It's just being proactive. ...
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re: Alabama/Miss State pulls a 3.8 rating, highest rated cable game of the season - BamaRoo
Much respect to Miss. State and for all the Bama haters, M.S. provided hope almost to the end. Just a fun game to watch. ...
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re: UGA posters' pregame analysis - BamaRoo
There's got to be a place in Heaven for pre-game, Viagra-fueled, chest beating, knuckle-dragging posters, with their Tarzan yells frozen in place---just waiting to be paraded for public display when they get their asses handed to them. ...
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re: Delusional UGA fans - BamaRoo
[quote]Meh, you guys might want to tell your players to stop accepting money for autographs. Oh - and your offense is your Achilles heel. Can’t wait for the redneck melt when UGA wins. Keep flapping them gums - being a Bama fan is the easiest job in the world. Your demise is coming - we will see h...
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re: Alabama vs. Georgia - BamaRoo
[quote]way to bring it,Michael. These kind of posts are why we are so lucky this isn't a pay board.[/quote] :rotflmao:...
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re: Bama busted - BamaRoo
[quote]Yeah but they hammered Ohio St for the same damn thing[/quote] Uhhh....maybe it had to do with Jim Tressel knowing about the selling of at least $14-thousand in memorabilia and trading for tats and allowing it to continue...just maybe....
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re: Bama busted - BamaRoo
[quote]I have never understood why people want an autograph from anyone, much less an athlete.[/quote] It's the ability to make physical contact by touching the ink that flowed through an instrument supposedly held by Jim Bob Cooter or Terrell Weinstein. It's the mere thought they signed that...
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re: Members of 2009 Alabama National Championship Team Were Allegedly Paid for Their Autograph - BamaRoo
[quote]So basically 2 sleazy autograph dealers who hung outside of players' dorms...against the word of the players...9 years later...for a couple hundred bucks.[/quote] Yep. As Phat Phil was so fond of saying, "going to put Bama out of business"....
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re: Will Tennessee ever become a power house again? - BamaRoo
[quote]No[/quote] No...
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re: Is Tuscaloosa the worst SEC college town? - BamaRoo
And another vote for Fayetteville. Not quite like any other in the SEC. To catch an autumn game there and grab a taste of the town around campus is a great combination. ...
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re: Gene Stallings "the committee doesn't respect you" - BamaRoo
#2 ranking is totally meaningless at this point EXCEPT in one aspect: It's a nice little gift-wrapped present for Saban with LSU. No big deal ; just a bit of an added incentive for the team, heading into the really important time in the season. ...
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re: Auburn Basketball - Wiley and Purifoy Suspended Indefinitely - BamaRoo
Bruce "Sweaty" Pearl "I've worked my whole life to get to a place like Tennessee." :lol:...
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re: Dan Mullen will be the next coach at the University of Florida. - BamaRoo
Interesting that Mullen's chief advocate for him to move out of the state is an Ole Miss fan. How does that happen ?...
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re: Boycott Neyland Stadium Until Butch Jones Is Gone - BamaRoo
You're paying him enough already and he'll haul off a ton of Vol cash in a Brink's truck just to leave the joint. Why not keep him working and get your full money's worth out of Butch for the rest of the season ?...
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re: Parking in Tuscaloosa - BamaRoo
Park your car anywhere, leave the keys and we'll handle the rest....
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re: Who is Bear Bryant? - BamaRoo
Who is Bear Bryant ? I think he's the guy who only lost 3 times to LSU from 1964 to 1982....
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