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people looking for a corner to take a crap in but they could not find one

re: Did something happen to Chad Jones?

Posted by theloff on 2/21/09 at 12:47 am to
he fell and he can't get up
Dandy Don gets Depends with LSU logo.
Dandy Don gets thrown into Mike's cage when we do not get a recruit he said we would get.
Trindon Holliday shows off his speed by sprinting back and forth to get beers.

re: LSU Tennis Season Preview

Posted by theloff on 2/5/09 at 9:47 pm to
Vaginal Slice Born Born

is the name of specific drop shot taught by Poncho Segura. I have only seen it executed by the most exprerienced players, much like the triple lindie in diving

re: LSU Tennis Season Preview

Posted by theloff on 2/5/09 at 9:29 pm to
vaginal slice born born

re: Hawthorne?

Posted by theloff on 1/31/09 at 8:09 pm to
his vag was itchty
would its name be?

Dandy Ragoo
Big Dandy
I can not understand why they would go with less pads since the pads helped protect Earl Cambell from chronic injury. He is a walking testament to wearing more pads.
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I am not trying to be negatiger but RS is very small. He is an amazing athlete.
If he plays QB will he be able to see down field? I think he is just 6' and 180 lbs, but fast as one can be.
I guess what I am saying is that RS dominated Texas HS football, but I think everyone else is catching up with him.
I hope that he wins a friggin Heisman but I think his lack of size will come into play

re: Jordy

Posted by theloff on 1/23/09 at 10:16 pm to
why is there a thread about Jordy. Why is there not a thread about Howard, Ethan, Dwayne,Leonard or Jerry R. I think it is Jacob Hester Syndrome.

re: Jordy

Posted by theloff on 1/23/09 at 8:50 pm to
Sigma Chi-Late 70's = douche

re: Jordy

Posted by theloff on 1/23/09 at 8:17 pm to
Wow he pumped in 28 against Vandy in 1979. I do not think Vandy had any black players at that time. He must have scored 2-3 against Kentucky for bring his average to 9ppg for the season.

re: Jordy

Posted by theloff on 1/23/09 at 7:44 pm to
He married well. I remember he went from player to media right away. How many could pull that off without their father in laws help.

re: Texas Radio/ RP

Posted by theloff on 1/15/09 at 8:06 pm to
Man that is some inside stuff,
You must be at the Hard Rock tonight for the 15 year party. Vaginal Slice Bornborn

re: Where all the gumps at?

Posted by theloff on 1/2/09 at 10:39 pm to
Where is the govenor and where is the cream?

re: List of Bama excuses:

Posted by theloff on 1/2/09 at 10:38 pm to
6. Our drum major ate all our cream
We are not on their board talking shat
The Utes seemed to have great trouble getting into NO, lets wish them Godspeed

LSU with Jefferson at QB VS GUMPS

Posted by theloff on 1/2/09 at 10:30 pm
I think we win.

Would of should of could of, but its fun to talk about