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TLDR SEE YALL AT REGGIE’S TAWWWWWW

As soon as Creative Services whipped up that disgusting hype video of him hopping off the PJ and entering Football Ops room to tell everyone he’s there to win a Natty.

Nail in the coffin was the fake accent at the Pmac. Everything else was foretold by those actions.

Brian Kelly is such a fricking dweeb.

Brian Kelly thinks black pepper is spicy.

Brian Kelly’s coaching ability is as real as his southern accent.

Brian Kelly’s mouth is better at talking trash than his defense is at defending.

Brian Kelly has lost the locker room.

Brian Kelly is the Jimbo of Louisiana.

Brian Kelly will either be the most hated or most loved man in Louisiana by the end of this season.

Brian Kelly can’t possibly get a grip and he really let that show when he did his childish little fist slam on the table after USC opener.

Brian Kelly doesn’t like Canes.

Brian Kelly prefers to dust his crawfish.

Brian Kelly does not like potato salad in his gumbo.

Brian Kelly can’t cook gumbo.

Brian Kelly eats canes with ketchup.

Brian Kelly has no idea what a poboy is and said his wife doesn’t like mufalatas.

Brian Kelly drinks his coffee with a frick ton of creamer and Splenda.

Brian Kelly is a dweeb and has lost control of the program.