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re: Kaylee Hartung before and after
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/19/25 at 4:20 am to Tigrdynasty
I know how this site works to a tee. I can read any post and tell you what the upvote/downvote ratio will be without even seeing it. If she were from New Jersey and had no ties to Louisiana or LSU, the sentiment would be completely opposite here. I am sure of that. They're almost unintelligbly a different person, but since she's from BR, she will be defended.
I mean let's call a spade, a spade.
I mean let's call a spade, a spade.
re: Kaylee Hartung before and after
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 8:46 pm to Arena30
It was more to show that's a lot of plastic surgeries between 2017 and 2025.
Kaylee Hartung before and after
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 8:43 pm
2017
2025
2025
re: TNF: Dolphins vs. Bills
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 8:41 pm to CroikeyMate69
I mean check out this before and after post. She just looks so fake now. She went from a natural looking human to another instahoe.
re: TNF: Dolphins vs. Bills
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 8:34 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
I feel like Kaylee Hartung changes her voice while broadcasting. There's no way that is her natural voice. Trying to make it sound deep and profound. Like Tracy Wolfson "Thanks coalch"
re: How do I raise my car enough to change my own oil? Tried going up on a curb
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 11:28 am to Sun God
Yes, if I drive on those ramps, I'm for sure putting emergency break on. That'd flatten my face if the car rolls back off ramps. I'd be a vegetable.
re: Is there a worse DJ on SiriusXM than Madison?
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 11:23 am to Shexter
XM Channel 84. College sports. Hester is on there 2 hours a day. Best channel on XM.
How do I raise my car enough to change my own oil? Tried going up on a curb
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 11:17 am
This is my first time to ever *attempt* to change my oil. I found seemingly finding the specific parts to do it is more difficult than actually changing it out it seems. I ordered them. They're all here. I drove up on a curb, it was still not enough space to work. I have a jack with my spare tire. I haven't tried raising that up yet. Maybe that gives more raise than driving up on a curb, it just appears that it might not though considering it's kind of a small jack. I'm not fat, 6'2 185 lb, early 30s, so I can maneuver. Just need maybe a foot more of lift compared to parking front of car on a curb. What have y'all done to accomplish the little room issue?
I have a 2017 Ford Explorer
I have a 2017 Ford Explorer
re: Wow this is Texas HS football
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/18/25 at 8:25 am to Friscodog
Texas produces NFL players at the US per capita national average. Whole lot of money for average results. That is to be expected with Texas football though haha.
re: Gotta say Tiger Stadium looked and sounded great the whole game Saturday.
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/17/25 at 2:41 pm to NorthTxLSU
quote:
Lagway looked like uncle rico out there
Uncle Rico was 4x all state and single handedly ruined JaMarcus Russel's confidence after he threw it a quarter mile while JaMarcus was bragging about 75 yards from knees. Rico threw it across the Atchafalya River at Simmesport.
re: Cole Cubelic brought up an interesting stat: Run Game related
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/17/25 at 12:32 pm to MasterAbe1
So it doesn't work the first 26 to 28 times, but will work on times 29 through 38. I disagree with Cole and have heard what he's said.
re: Do you see the job market getting better anytime soon?
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 3:27 pm to justaniceguy
Not for me. Oil was almost impossible to get a job 2015 and 2016 as a new grad.
re: Do you see the job market getting better anytime soon?
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 3:24 pm to Defenseiskey
I've never in my life heard anyone say "The job market is excellent right now." It's only ever commented as bad by people. So I never know whether they're accurate or not, as it should be 50% of time good, and 50% bad.
re: Would you play Nuss this week?
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 3:08 pm to LocoTiger94
Let him sit. He will only play 1 game over the next 3.5 weeks if he sits SELA, and plays the rest.
re: Who is better:Houston or Haven?
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 12:26 pm to Tank77
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But it’s moreso a Cam Newton vs Kyler Murray type argument
Peyton Houston is infinitely closer to Kyler Murray right now than Haven is to Cam Newton. Haven's no where close to Cam Newton. Cam had 1,600 rushing yards his last year at Auburn. Haven had 425 rushing yards last year.
After just looking at Peyton's Sophomore year stats compared to Kyler Murray's last year at OU, they are extremely similar in every aspect. Houston played a couple games less I think than Kyler his last year at OU. Haven's stats are nowhere close to Cam Newton's at Auburn.
re: LSU Ole Miss will be at 2:30 kickoff
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 12:22 pm to nicholastiger
Yeah, people are more behaved at 2:30 than 7. Especially with alcohol involved. There's studies I've briefly seen showing just how much more misbehaved people are at night than day.
re: PSA: That influencer who had body guards following him around campus Saturday
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 10:33 am to lesgeaux
quote:
What dumbass times we live in
It's better than the hippy movement lol.
re: A rational take on the offense & how we fix it
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 10:23 am to MasterAbe1
That is not a rational take, and not the way to fix the offense. You completely missed the most important thing to fix the offense. Passing downfield. We obviously struggle tremendously running. Why would you suggest continuing to do what we can't do?
Hilton had 0 touches, Barion Brown had 2, Nic Anderson 1, Aaron Anderson 4. The issue is we are not feeding our playmakers the ball down field. Gaining 3 yards isn't going to get you in the endzone. Gaining 15 yards will.
Hilton had 0 touches, Barion Brown had 2, Nic Anderson 1, Aaron Anderson 4. The issue is we are not feeding our playmakers the ball down field. Gaining 3 yards isn't going to get you in the endzone. Gaining 15 yards will.
re: Hilton Sr isn’t happy
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 10:19 am to LSBoosie
I don't blame Sr. Sloan is costing some Day 1 or 2 picks by getting 2-3 targets per game, and none downfield. That hurts their draft stock and ability for son to get rich. I'm sure ya'll would feel the exact same if it were your son.
re: RPM ALERT: 4* QB Peyton "Pop" Houston to LSU!
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 2:55 am to lsufan0582
Can you copy paste the Peyton Houston -> LSU article posted today from Spiegelman onto here? I don't have a subscription and just want to read the reason why he thinks it's LSU.
Peyton Houston will end up being the best QB of all the ones we are looking at right now
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 1:16 am
Houston just tore up Neville 16 for 23, 70%, 275 yards, 12.0 ypa, 1 TD. 75 rushing yards, 5.5 ypc, 1 TD rushing. In just 1 quarter vs West Monroe, Houston went 7 of 9 for 140 yards with 2 TDs. I can't find stats outside that 1 quarter, but that's 16 yards per attempt and 80% on West Monroe. Wouldn't be surprised if he had 300-400 passing yards on West Monroe
Peyton Houston 2024 stats:
4500 passing yards (nearly 2.5x Nuss or Haven's yards)
70% completion rate (highest of the 3)
38 TDs (highest of the 3)
6 INTs
Over 10 yards per passing attempt (highest of the 3)
700 rushing yards (highest of the 3)
7 yards per carry (highest of the 3)
7 rushing TDs
Let's compare this to little Nuss stats last year:
1900 passing yards
59% completion rate
8.2 yards per attempt
16 TDs
Elijah Haven:
1850 yards
65% completin rate
9.6 ypa
27 TD
430 rushing yards
5.8 ypc
Evangel plays some of the best high schools in the state. Same thing about Jayden going into the draft. Look at Caleb's senior year stats vs Jayden and the SOS each played. Jayden put up honestly the exact same kind of stats as Peyton Houston, just at the SEC level. I think same for Anthony Richardson, one could foresee he wouldn't pan out in the NFL if you looked at AR college stats. Houston has stats in spades moreso than the other QBs we are looking at. I think he'll end up having the most successful college career of the ones we are looking at.
I say this regardless of whether we get him or not.
Peyton Houston 2024 stats:
4500 passing yards (nearly 2.5x Nuss or Haven's yards)
70% completion rate (highest of the 3)
38 TDs (highest of the 3)
6 INTs
Over 10 yards per passing attempt (highest of the 3)
700 rushing yards (highest of the 3)
7 yards per carry (highest of the 3)
7 rushing TDs
Let's compare this to little Nuss stats last year:
1900 passing yards
59% completion rate
8.2 yards per attempt
16 TDs
Elijah Haven:
1850 yards
65% completin rate
9.6 ypa
27 TD
430 rushing yards
5.8 ypc
Evangel plays some of the best high schools in the state. Same thing about Jayden going into the draft. Look at Caleb's senior year stats vs Jayden and the SOS each played. Jayden put up honestly the exact same kind of stats as Peyton Houston, just at the SEC level. I think same for Anthony Richardson, one could foresee he wouldn't pan out in the NFL if you looked at AR college stats. Houston has stats in spades moreso than the other QBs we are looking at. I think he'll end up having the most successful college career of the ones we are looking at.
I say this regardless of whether we get him or not.
re: Whiparound: LSU battling for top QB targets
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 1:03 am to goodgrin
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Yeah, I would hope LSU isn't targeting QB's standing 5'10" their Soph, year. He may grow at most...6'0 his senior year?
I want you to pull up Houston's stats vs Nuss and Haven. It's like MLB vs single A.
re: Whiparound: LSU battling for top QB targets
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 12:56 am to DeafVallyBatnR
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I watched the Evangel kid last week vs Neville. He was not what I was expecting
Yeah, you're just flat out wrong. He went 16 for 23 for 275 passing syards, 70% completion rate, averaged 12.0 yards per attempt and 1 TD and 83 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. That's elite. Jayden set an FBS record at 11.6 yards per attempt
re: RPM ALERT: 4* QB Peyton "Pop" Houston to LSU!
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 12:52 am to lsufan0582
Peyton is my most desired QB.
Dude literally set a US national record for most passing yards in a game. 825 yards. Do you know how many games of high school football have been played? There are 24,000 HS in US. Let's say 20,000 have a football team for an average span of 50 years. Each team play 10 games. That's 10 million games. He is 1st of the 10 million in most passing yards in a game.
He also had: 4500 passing yards in 10 or 11 games. 38 TDs. 6 INTs. 73% completion rate. 12 ypa.
Give me 5'11" (with chance to grow) and those stats over 6'3" and potential everyday. His numbers are better than Nuss or Haven. Peyton Houston will end up being the best QB amongst all the ones we are looking at now. Take it to the bank.
He just tore up Neville last week.
Dude literally set a US national record for most passing yards in a game. 825 yards. Do you know how many games of high school football have been played? There are 24,000 HS in US. Let's say 20,000 have a football team for an average span of 50 years. Each team play 10 games. That's 10 million games. He is 1st of the 10 million in most passing yards in a game.
He also had: 4500 passing yards in 10 or 11 games. 38 TDs. 6 INTs. 73% completion rate. 12 ypa.
Give me 5'11" (with chance to grow) and those stats over 6'3" and potential everyday. His numbers are better than Nuss or Haven. Peyton Houston will end up being the best QB amongst all the ones we are looking at now. Take it to the bank.
He just tore up Neville last week.
The issue at hand on offense is easily solvable. The solution is not out of grasp
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 12:04 am
It's get the ball in your playmakers hands down the field, 12+ yards downfield.
Saturday:
Hilton 0 touches
Brown 2 catches
Aaron Anderson 4 catches
Nic Anderson 1 catch
Thomas 4 catches
Most of these being passes shorter than 8 yards downfield. The issue isn't super complex. It's simply, start running deeper routes. Get the ball to playmakers hands we're paying 500k for. Avoid shotgun inside the middle handoffs to at least a lot lower quantity of called plays. If Joe Sloan can't see this, when almost all the fanbase can, then that's a problem.
Sloan said multiple times in Fall Camp "We need to be more explosive." We have stepped back a lot in explosiveness from last year. It's not difficult though to solve. Let Nuss throw balls past the 1st down marker to his playmakers.
Saturday:
Hilton 0 touches
Brown 2 catches
Aaron Anderson 4 catches
Nic Anderson 1 catch
Thomas 4 catches
Most of these being passes shorter than 8 yards downfield. The issue isn't super complex. It's simply, start running deeper routes. Get the ball to playmakers hands we're paying 500k for. Avoid shotgun inside the middle handoffs to at least a lot lower quantity of called plays. If Joe Sloan can't see this, when almost all the fanbase can, then that's a problem.
Sloan said multiple times in Fall Camp "We need to be more explosive." We have stepped back a lot in explosiveness from last year. It's not difficult though to solve. Let Nuss throw balls past the 1st down marker to his playmakers.
re: Interesting offensive stat
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/15/25 at 12:01 am to Ironhead985
BK was out of line imo chewing out the reporter for asking about the offense. That was clearly the pink elephant in the room. 13 points (easily could've been 20 if not kneel out), on 4 non pick 6 INTs isn't enough. It needs to be corrected. The media is supposed to ask about those things.
You need to get the ball in your playmakers hands downfield. AA, Brown, Hilton, NA, ZT, get them the ball 15 yards downfield. This issue is solvable.
You need to get the ball in your playmakers hands downfield. AA, Brown, Hilton, NA, ZT, get them the ball 15 yards downfield. This issue is solvable.
re: Interesting offensive stat
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/14/25 at 11:58 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
quote:
The offense can't get into a rhythm and has no identity.
The identity should be put the ball in your playmakers hands downfield.
Hilton 0 touches
Barion Brown 2 catches
Nic Anderson 1 catch
Aaron Anderson 4 catches
Those guys should have 18 combined catches or more, not 7. And get it to them 10+ yards down the field. Enough of rinky dink flats, screens. Get them the damn ball 15 yards down field.
re: This pathetic offense only has 2 possible explanations:
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/14/25 at 11:54 pm to Bigbro24
I think it's 2nd. Nuss was able to scramble at seemingly full health vs Florida and another time or two in prior weeks. Didn't look injured in his scrambles.
re: 2011 team made it to Natty game on defense
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/14/25 at 11:44 pm to Mo Jeaux
What were 2011 sheer offense rankings, after accounting for defense TDs, special Team TDs, and field position advantage after turnovers?
We were outgained in yardage vs West VA 533 to 366 and won by 26. Outgained by almost 200 yards and won by 26. That's Defense/Special Teams.
We were outgained by Oregon by 70 yards and put up 40 points on 273 yards offense.
We were outgained by Georgia by 70 yards, put up just 230 yards offense, and had 42 points
We had 322 yards vs 2025 Florida. That's 100 more yards than the 2011 SECG, and put up 20, when we put up 42 in 2011 SECG.
With an average Defense and Special Teams in 2011, I'd doubt we crack Top 50 ppg, and likely average 10 ppg less.
It's absurd putting up 42 points on 230 yards or 40 points on 273 yards. That was Defense, Special Teams aided. Of course we were significantly better in the red zone then than now because we could run then. Saturday, We very well could've had 34 if we decided to not kneel it out, and that stupid JuJuan fumble, then Nuss pick.
We were outgained in yardage vs West VA 533 to 366 and won by 26. Outgained by almost 200 yards and won by 26. That's Defense/Special Teams.
We were outgained by Oregon by 70 yards and put up 40 points on 273 yards offense.
We were outgained by Georgia by 70 yards, put up just 230 yards offense, and had 42 points
We had 322 yards vs 2025 Florida. That's 100 more yards than the 2011 SECG, and put up 20, when we put up 42 in 2011 SECG.
With an average Defense and Special Teams in 2011, I'd doubt we crack Top 50 ppg, and likely average 10 ppg less.
It's absurd putting up 42 points on 230 yards or 40 points on 273 yards. That was Defense, Special Teams aided. Of course we were significantly better in the red zone then than now because we could run then. Saturday, We very well could've had 34 if we decided to not kneel it out, and that stupid JuJuan fumble, then Nuss pick.
re: Vanderbilt now given a 59% chance to win...
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/14/25 at 11:39 pm to AlldayTiger
Ole Miss and Vandy prob won't score over 18 points on LSU
re: Chadwick...Lets talk about this mans performance.
Posted by CroikeyMate69 on 9/14/25 at 11:36 pm to JimTiger72
Stuff changes week to week. Week 1 he had great punts, but our punt coverage couldn't down a simple punt inside the 8. That's not on Chadwick. He did great yesterday.
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