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It’s culture shock because he can’t speak Spanish, doesn’t sell drugs, and isn’t on Welfare.
August 30, 2003

USC - 23 Auburn - 0
Auburn, AL

They DID dog walk you the year before in your own building.

re: The Alabama Running Game

Posted by Smoke Test on 4/13/26 at 10:29 pm to
1. Center was hurt
2. 75 was lost
3. TEs couldn’t block
4. RBs are poorly coached
5. System had zero creativity

re: All Black Uniforms

Posted by Smoke Test on 11/4/25 at 10:53 pm to
Amen. Bama has one tradition. Winning. Same old uniform looks great running off the field to get the trophy.
I’m honestly tired of the last 4 years of hero ball. It will be interesting to actually run plays. I’m hoping for Mac Jones 2.0.
That’s only 15 minutes if you ridin’ with Shedeur.
Saban went 48-16 at LSU and GENE STALLINGS went 70-16 at Bama. Woof.
He’s gotta be last. The game managers in this list did their jobs. He and Hurts were ball hogs. They either ran or threw. No handing off. Made it easy to defend. If you are going to keep it every play you’d better be good. He wasn’t.
Fulmer was just the gofer. Roy Kramer was the guy calling the shots.

re: frick Bama

Posted by Smoke Test on 3/29/25 at 2:10 pm to
How’s your offseason going?
Well, I remember this line from his time with the Jazz. “Pete, turnaround double pump 35 footer…got it!”
I’d say Phat Phil has about 300lbs on Cam but Cam is taller. So, depends on how you judge big.

re: So Glad Milroe Is Gone!

Posted by Smoke Test on 2/14/25 at 6:07 pm to
I’d never crap on a kid that tries his best and loved Bama. If anyone is to blame it’s the coaches.
If we shoot like we did last game I like our chances
I’ve had two go to Bama, one the Auburn and one to the school of hard knocks but they all turned out just fine. What you get out of college is based on what you put into it really. The whole SEC is underrated really. God knows it’s expensive enough.
It’s keeping Iowa from crashing into Arkansas brother. Nobody wants that.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
As I recall the bars in Nashville literally ran OUT of alcohol the last time LSU played there.

re: It's funny

Posted by Smoke Test on 9/2/24 at 12:00 pm to
Jeez dude. 0-5 in openers. BK needs to get Alabama States number. You only get props for playing a tough team if you win. This is the SEC, not Rec ball.