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re: Run the numbers

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 11/27/25 at 4:27 pm to
Texas has a winning record... at Kyle Field. Just staying
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There is a 1,700 page on surlyhorns about the Aggies. OU is like 70-something.
If your neighbor on one side is normal and the other neighbor is a jizz jar chugging, nut grabbing, gay freak, who are you going to talk about? So, yeah.
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I agree. The jury is still out on this, but Elko seems to be the difference between what usually happens and what is happening now. I don’t think he allows a collapse to happen.
I was being sarcastic. But..... I agree with you
3rd string freshman QB is the story. It would take an epic collapse for the aggies to blow this. They'll never do something like that.
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Alcoholism is a horrible disease.
But when it comes to diseases, it's probably the best one. It's the only disease where you get to drink booze all the time. - Norm MacDonald
Are you that "Ho Math" dude from YouTube? You're overthinking things.

re: Just talked to my Aggie neighbor

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 11/4/25 at 11:36 am to
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Texas is a boring mediocre team. Sark is an ok coach who always seems a little unstable. Nobody outside of your fanbase really likes you.
Who gives a shite about being liked by opposing fan bases? Do you?
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Dude, they have the money. Nothing is coming out of LSU for the buyout.
Who is "they"? The taxpayer? It's free, right? Just like food stamps.
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BTW, Landry is what you'd get if Ed Orgeron and Dennis Kucinich had a baby.
Haha perfect
If we can get him a decent Oline in the portal, like we should have done this year, he'll look 10 times better. Flood probably needs to go.

But anyway, yeah, see you on black Friday. I would not be surprised if you got your arse whipped in Austin with your tiny QB leaving the field on a golf cart.

re: Make LSU great again

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 10/26/25 at 8:57 pm to
They said to me, "Sir, we think you should coach LSU. We think you'd probably win a national championship in the first year." Well they might be right. I'm not sure. I think I could probably do it. I know one thing, that guy, whats his name, Kelly? He stinks.

re: Mike Elko

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 10/26/25 at 8:15 pm to
Looking like a brilliant hire by A&M, unfortunately

re: Texas: Best in the conference...

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 10/24/25 at 11:41 am to
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Congrats on beating a team with a QB that had a broken thumb
He threw perfect spirals, just to the wrong team.

At to the aggies, does a team who has been in a conference 15 years and never even appeared in the conference championship game belong in that conference? You were just as unimpressive in the Big XII. Yet you're shite talking about a program that has a winning record in your house.
Elko is a good coach. It's a damned shame
Yes, it still means something. It's still real to me damnit!
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Gets a little more interesting if you include Women's basketball
You might be the first person to ever say that.

re: Brian Kelly on the loss

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 9/29/25 at 10:18 am to
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
6. Continue Collecting Paycheck
That's just wrong, very unfair. You can find a new gripe after Saturday. I'm sure you will.

re: Your Team in One Picture?

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 9/28/25 at 12:36 pm to
Texas: (mainly our QB)