docsexybeard

re: ATTENTION SEC RANT

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/22/22 at 7:17 pm to dawgfan24348

Do you remember the last two time y’all played us? In 2018 y’all were heavy favorites. How did those games turn out.

re: Why Jimbo Fisher is failing.

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 8:11 pm to JayAg

JayAg

Bks last season that is comparable to 2022 Aggies is 2004 at central Michigan in year one. Not year 5

re: Corps Of Cadets

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 8:06 pm to SaturdayNAthens

SaturdayNAthens

Every aggie game should be nsfw. And this year nsfl

re: Corps Of Cadets

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:55 pm to JayAg

JayAg

Don’t deflect on another college. Y’all have a STI (std is the old term) problem. And y’all have a very suspicious group of young men that like to squeeze testicles.

re: Corps Of Cadets

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:51 pm to Mr Sausage

Mr Sausage

Is that your oh face for the corps

re: Corps Of Cadets

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:50 pm to jfootball14

jfootball14

You can’t read past 3 sentences?

Corps Of Cadets

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:41 pm

Doctor friend in Aggieland just called me. He works at the infirmary. He told me all of the Corp Of Cadets are all out with “genital flu” from a contaminated jar of “victory mayo” sent from the great Manziel. Never heard of it, so I asked him what the symptoms were. He told me painful vesicular rash in clusters on the genitals. I told him that sounds like genital herpes. I know you don’t get herpes from ingesting. I don’t know what’s happening in College Station. Can any of you Aggie Medical Professionals help me out? What is this? How is this possible? Is this a new pandemic? I haven't gotten alert from Louisiana Department of Health or CDC. I work near the Texas border and I’m concerned for my patients.

re: Report Lane Kiffin stepping down from OM job on friday.

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:04 pm to Scoper

This actually scares me. But Jimbo to Atm scared me too. Look how that turned out

Reveille

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 9:20 am

Got a friend who’s a vet in College Station. He said Reveille has distemper. So they having to put her down. They are bringing in a Specialist from the LSU Vet School.

His name is Dr. Perkins

New church

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 1:06 pm

Hey guys I’m starting a new church it’s called the West Burrow Baptist Church. Our main tenet is GOD HATES AGS. fricking milkmen sodomites.

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re: Never Forget: Aggies Shot a Cannon at Players in Prayer

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 1:01 pm to ForgetTheRest

God Hates Ags

re: Statistically, LSU ain't championship caliber

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 12:59 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts

You aren’t lying we are gritting out wins

Jimbo Replacement

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 12:53 pm

I have a an insider a wild card. Patrick C. Suermann He’s the head of architecture. He’s gonna burn that program down like the aggie bonfire of 1999.

Source

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re: LSU fans no show for its championship caliber team.

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 12:47 pm to jfootball14

quote:
Try some shite.

What are you gonna do? Squeeze his balls. Y’all have a lot of practice for that this year

re: LSU fans no show for its championship caliber team.

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 12:45 pm to Reservoir Ag

quote:
4th grade education

You must have survived the architecture department bonfire

re: LSU fans no show for its championship caliber team.

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 12:43 pm to Reservoir Ag

This is coming from someone with 7 losses? You can’t say anything for 12 months Go work the corner for buyout money. It’s a lot of handles for 90 mil

re: Longhorns, please come get your b#$&@.

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/20/22 at 12:40 pm to DaddyAggie

quote:
Rent

Y’all need something free cuz that buyout isn’t cheap.

re: All SEC teams are still bowl eligible, well...

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/15/22 at 11:41 am to Forty Arpent

quote:
Colt, you forgot They probably at least have the hottest cheerleaders (female of course) They likely do not have some weird cultish gay culture surrounding their school Also have to assume they don't have many 4 or 5 stars...yet I'm sure there's more

This guy

re: Last Night

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/6/22 at 7:01 pm to James11111

Yes I have a beard and a doctorate

Last Night

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/6/22 at 6:53 pm

I’m still emotional. I’m still trying to process it. I’ve been to uf 1997 uf 2007 2019 uf auburn 2007 auburn This topped it. Any one else feel that?

re: Name For Last Night's Game

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/6/22 at 6:47 pm to tiger91

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The Conversion

Yes. Bk converted to our religion

re: Forecast Looking Better For Saturday

Posted by docsexybeard on 11/3/22 at 7:35 am to brickyard

Oh Saint Borne, Voice of the Valley of Death. We know that you control the rain in Tiger Stadium. Hear the cries of the Tiger Faithful. The crowds of the stadium heed your voice. We Cheer when you say our opponents are Peen-analized. Calm the storms that threaten our experience of Tiger Stadium at night. And may the chance of rain be………NEVER

Mondays Reflection

Posted by docsexybeard on 10/31/22 at 8:11 am

This Monday on the Holy Hate week. Let us reflect on A reading from the book of Dietzel. And the Warrior Clyde threw his heart across the line and his body followed. And on that day the People Of Mike the Tiger won the day and great celebration spread across the land. Let us Hate Bama

re: Holy Week

Posted by docsexybeard on 10/30/22 at 8:37 pm to Katdawg87

Get that negatiger bs out of here

re: Do we have Spanish football highlights this year?

Posted by docsexybeard on 10/30/22 at 8:17 pm to NickyT

Well there needs to!!

Holy Week

Posted by docsexybeard on 10/30/22 at 8:08 pm

Ok boys it's a Holy Week.

I want us to be mindful this week. Think on all the good JD5 has been working in our lives.

I want us to have the strength and Perseverance of Mehki Wingo playing 100 snaps a week.

We need to focus of the ferocious and pure anger of Perkins . Harold be thy name.

We need to resist our adversary Saban and all his NIl Deals

We need to pray to Saint Faulk that Armoni Goodwins hamstrings be loose. And if John Emery touches the ball he holds onto it.

And in Intercession we need to Pray to Lord and Savior Saint Burreaux let a spirit of swag settle upon this team

And finally in our deep dives and podcast times we need to, most importantly frickING HATE ALABAMA.