Tiptophilltopper

I've been watching your team play against backup quartebacks all season
and have grown more and confident we will drum you this Saturday.
Unless you've been living in a cave you may have noticed that our qb is the most prolific in the country. We will salsa through your swiss cheese secondary with the ease that an infamous dictator once paraded through Poland. There will be plenty of Heisman talk after the game but it will all be about our quarterback Mr.Doughty and not your overhyped running back.
With the field position we will be given from your charitable not-so special teams units our scoring drives will average about three plays and 40 yards Your Assie punter whose punts actually resemble boomerangs will wish he would have stayed down under.
Oh and forget trying one of your pathetic and desperate trick plays. Those only work against your brethren SEC schools with much lower academic standards than our institution requires.
One last thing, I saw the cute little alligator you grilled with the apple in its mouth when you played the Gators. If you inbred Cajuns try that crap with our Hilltoppers' mascot you're gonna be on a liquid diet for the rest of the season.