Spinoff: Worst rental car experience

I'll start with my story:

I rented a car at the Denver Airport with National. It was a 6 month old Dodge Charger. I drove it to Beaver Creek CO to do some skiing. We were staying at the Park Hyatt there and parked it in the garage. We didn't really need to use it much since everything is right there in the village and there is a bus system.

Anyways, we end up meeting some out of town friends of a friend that happened to be there at the same time. They want to hit up a dispensary but no ubers would come up to Beaver Creek. I offer to give them a ride around 7 pm the night before we're set to fly back from Denver. We were going to ski a half day the next day and optimize our time with not a lot of cushion.

I was lucky that I offered because I go down and the car won't start. The electronics are acting really weird (things blinking, can't put it in neutral, etc). I talk to valet and they say they'll go down to try and jump it. They bring the box down that they swore was charged and couldn't get it to start. I go look and can't figure it out either.

I call national's customer service. And this dude seems stoned AF. He's acting like pretty much nothing can be done but says he'll try to call a tow truck and get back to me. He calls back and says "are you aware that you're in a winter storm right now?" I tell him it's barely dusting and isn't supposed to be over an inch for the 24 hr window. He says "well, the tow trucks won't come out." I'm pretty pissed and ask "so you're telling me that basically if a single flake falls from the sky I'm stranded?" He says "yeah, honestly it's entirely up to them. Sometimes they won't even come out in a cold rain." He says he'll keep looking and get back to me.

At like 11 pm, he calls back and tells me he found someone. Just leave the key in the glove box and they'll swap it out. 2 hrs later I don't hear anything and I realize I only told him where I was once on the initial call. I call back and the lady says she can't find any ticket that has been entered. She just kept repeating "There's no ticket, so idk what to tell you.." I tell her then I guess we just have to start over. She says she'll try to get someone out as soon as possible but it could take up to 12 hrs. She asks about access and I tell her it's in the basement garage. I give her the clearance and she says that won't work for the truck.

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