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re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True arse, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread*

Posted on 12/29/12 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 6:56 pm to
Drunks aren't enjoyable to be around, tbf

ETA: i.e. it's not really the board's biggest drunk award
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:01 pm to
1. Yes it is

2. If not, it's probably the Best Vote-Buyer Award
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:03 pm to
Posted by Wait For It...
Member since Jun 2012
3502 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that has the hardest time with zippers






Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:42 pm to


CLUB LEVEL:
Best Team: FC Barcelona
Most Entertaining Team: Borussia Dortmund
Most Underrated Team: Juventus
Most Disappointing Team: Liverpool
Match of the Year and Best Comeback: Manchester City 3, QPR 2
Biggest Upset: Celtic 2, FC Barcelona 1

INTERNATIONAL LEVEL:
Best Team: Spain
Most Entertaining Team: Germany
Most Underrated Team: United States
Most Disappointing Team: Netherlands
Match of the Year and Biggest Upset: United States 1, Mexico 0
Best Comeback: Sweden 4, Germany 4

PLAYERS:
Best Player and Best Forward: Lionel Messi
Most Underrated Player: Michael Bradley
Most Overrated Player: Hulk
Best Player Not at a Big Club: Michu
Best U-21 Player: Mario Gotze
Best Goalkeeper: Iker Casillas
Best Defender: Vincent Kompany
Best Midfielder: Andres Iniesta
Goal of the Year: Zlatan's Bike vs. England

POSTERS:

The MLS All-Star and The Wenger: LSUSOBEAST1
The Finn, The Baby Bradley, The Swagotelli (shared) and The StuBear: glassman
The Chastain, The Ultra and The Marquez: TN Bhoy
The Swansea and The Chicharito: WarSlamEagle
The Swagotelli (shared): S
The Morgan: thenry712
The Leeds: Brandon McCarthy
The Ferguson: hendersonshands
The Derby: TN Bhoy vs. LSUCanFan
The Dyer/Bowyer: chRxis/Every Other Liverpool Poster
The Cero a Uno: The Suicide Porn Bomber
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 7:50 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:51 pm to
This concludes this year's TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True arse, No Lie Awards.

We would like to thank Mr. Chainz, Adidas, Champs Sports, The Great and Powerful Chicken, Lionel Messi's Parents, The Great and Powerful Zlatan, Eddie Johnson, Sir Alex Ferguson, Alexi Lalas's Mustache, Jose Mourinho, Ben Lederman, Godfrey Chitalu, Joey Barton (the player), John Terry, Sir Ian Darke, The Suicide Porn Bomber, M. Night Shyamalan, Arsene Wenger's Coats, Mario Balotelli, Cristiano Ronaldo's frown, McKayla Maroney, Football Manager 2013, FIFA 13, Sepp Blatter, Diego Maradona, Major League Soccer, Google Translate, OldDeadZombieCo Rangers FC, Premier League Fantasy Football, Michael Orozco Fiscal, @OPTAJoe, not Taylor Twellman, L'Equipe, Olympic gender testing kits, Didier Drogba, Ze Germans, Mario Gotze's girlfriend, water parks, Men In Blazers, the American Outlaws, FALCAO PUNCHING, the Don't Tread On Me crest from Nike, LNST's, and to the hundreds of Soccer Boarders that make up the greatest Internet brotherhood and sisterhood and thenryhood.

See you in 2013. Mr. Chainz will play you out.

This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 7:52 pm
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Glass and S...your awards come with a free replica kit from BPG's fantasy team, 50 Shades of Terry.




Can't wait for my cut on the new spike in shirt sales. MONEY.

quote:

Now for THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that is considered the smartest on the board.

RandySavage: 6.8%





Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30816 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Now for THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that is considered the smartest on the board.

RandySavage: 6.8%


I guess we know how many percent one vote is worth now.

It was an honor to be nominated though.
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to
More silverware this year than every EPL club

Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

More silverware this year than every EPL club

Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28614 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:22 pm to
I still disagree with the winners. SB
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

It was an honor to be nominated though.


Didn't you nominate yourself?

Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

I guess we know how many percent one vote is worth now.

Actually, three folks voted for you.
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30816 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:24 pm to
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24804 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

More silverware this year than every EPL club



Dumbest, most hated and most likely to get the site nuked. Seems about right.
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:27 pm to
On behalf of thenry712, I, Marc Burch, will be accepting his award. Here's a speech I prepared.




MLS has now banned me from the rest of the awards, thus costing thenry any more awards he wasn't going to win anyways.

Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28614 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 11:15 pm to
Oh shite I didn't even realize I won 2 awards

I approve of these awards
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24804 posts
Posted on 12/30/12 at 12:19 am to
Yeah, when did you become the brains here? At least I stayed off of negative awards.

"Pull up to scene with my ceiling missing, middle finger up to my competition." "Hair long, Money long, Me and broke ****s don't get along"
Posted by LSUCanFAN
In the past
Member since Jan 2009
28071 posts
Posted on 12/30/12 at 6:22 am to
quote:

glass wins the Board's Biggest Drunk Award!

Only because I can hold my liquor (except if Rangers or Sparta Prague or Scotland or America or Canada are playing...then it's on...)
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30816 posts
Posted on 12/30/12 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Actually, three folks voted for you.


Must have been the others up for smartest poster.
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