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re: Father Time >>> Jimmy Bullard
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:49 pm to S
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:49 pm to S
He looks like one of the rich guy villains in District 1 in The Hunger Games. Like he could be Caesar's cousin or something:
But seriously, though, when I first started watching the EPL around 2009/10, Bullard had a crazy month and was named player of the month. He had personality and seemed like a good player, so I picked Hull City as my favorite team.
Well, he got hurt. Hull City got relegated, and I hitched my wagon to my next favorite player, Carlos Tevez, and became a Cityzen. The following year they got Sergio Aguero and David Silva, Yaya had a crazy year, and it was on like donkey kong.
But seriously, though, when I first started watching the EPL around 2009/10, Bullard had a crazy month and was named player of the month. He had personality and seemed like a good player, so I picked Hull City as my favorite team.
Well, he got hurt. Hull City got relegated, and I hitched my wagon to my next favorite player, Carlos Tevez, and became a Cityzen. The following year they got Sergio Aguero and David Silva, Yaya had a crazy year, and it was on like donkey kong.
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Posted on 8/16/18 at 9:31 pm to S
He looks like my mom when I caught her with Vin Scully and Tommy LaSorda at Inn & Club at Harbour Town when I was in Hilton Head for a conference on obese dolphins circa 1998.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:02 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like my aquatic science professor who im quite sure was at that same fricking conference.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:09 pm to S
He looks like the old lady whose ankle I ran over with a pallet jack in the Home Depot in Lindbergh Plaza in Atlanta, circa 2009.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:12 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like the ticket taker at the cinema where I got caught jerking off to Claire Danes in the coming of age tale, Igby Goes Down circa 2002. Ah, to be a minor again.
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:21 pm to S
He looks like the mother of a friend who caught us when we were having accidental buttsex after we had an Edward Norton movie marathon, starting with Primal Fear and only getting to the Painted Veil before we started playing tummy sticks.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:23 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like the librarian that waived my late fees on the JR Tolkien collection in exchange for dick picks in a photobooth.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:25 pm to S
He looks like the Skinemax version of Viserys Targaryen
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:26 pm to S
He looks like an Austrian woman me and my new Turkish Kurd friends threw jizz snowballs at after the Syrian Civil War had forced me to leave my home in Aleppo.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:34 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like the woman i had to sit next to in economy plus after my pilot went AWOL in Seattle.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:41 pm to S
He looks like my black grandmother after I told her I was transitioning from male to Passionate Attack Helicopter
Posted on 8/16/18 at 10:59 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like the sexually ambiguous psychiatrist to who I finally admitted my brony phase.
Posted on 8/16/18 at 11:18 pm to S
He looks like a woman who just discovered the Indian Casino on I-65 south of Montgomery, AL, and is about to spend her life savings on the slot machine.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 2:05 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like the stewardess on my united express flight from BR to DFW who gave ya boi not 1 but 2 biscoffs with my diet coke.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 4:37 pm to S
He looks like the guitar player at the Holiday Inn in Schereville, Indiana who pulled a used tampon out of her butthole and fed it to my dog, Eurofighter.
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