re: 2017-2018 TD Fantasy Premier League Thread

99 Problems But A Pitch Ain't One week 5 score

GK - Butland - 1

DF - Bailly - 5
DF - Jones - 6
DF - Danilo - dnp
DF - Vertonghen(vc) - 7
DF - Nyom - 1

MF - Ramsey - 3
MF - Sane - 1
MF - Antonio - 2

FW - Kane(c) - 4
FW - Chicharito - 2

subs
FW - Bony - 1
DF - Monreal
DF - Zappacosta
GK - Mingolet

out
MF - Pogba

score 33



The club is in turmoil. The fans are protesting. It's all going to hell. With this in my mind I'm rebranding the club. We are now known as Dumpster Fire FC.

DFFC

Donovan & Klopp United Week 5 Score

GK Thibaut Courtois (Chelsea) - 6

DEF Christopher Schindler (Huddersfield) - 1
DEF Leighton Baines (Everton) - 0
DEF Charlie Daniels (Bournemouth) - 2
DEF Wesley Hoedt (Southampton) - 7

MID Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal) C - 1 x 2 = 2
MID Heung-Min Son (Tottenham Hotspur) - 3
MID Riyad Mahrez (Leicester City) VC - 2

FWD Jermain Defoe (Bournemouth) - 7
FWD Sam Vokes (Burnley) - 1
FWD Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) - 2

Bench:
GK Robert Elliot (Newcastle United) - 3
1. MID Theo Walcott (Arsenal) - INJ
2. FWD Tammy Abraham (Swansea City) - 2
3. DEF Phil Jagielka (Everton) - 0

Not selected:
MID Kevin Mirallas (Everton) - DNP

Total: 33 points

The Chuck Blazer Memorial All-Stars
Round 5 Score

GK
Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea City) = 11

DEF
Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) = 15
Sead Kolasinac (Arsenal) = 5
Cedric (Southampton) = 6
Christian Fuchs (Leicester City) = DNP

MID
David Silva (Manchester City) *VC* = 11
Matt Phillips (West Bromwich Albion) = 3
Matt Ritchie (Newcastle United) = 11
Aaron Mooy (Huddersfield Town) = 2

FWD
Romelu Lukaku (Manchester United) *C* = 12 x 2 = 24
Danny Welbeck (Arsenal) = 2

SUBS
1. Christian Benteke (Crystal Palace) [SUB FOR FUCHS] = 2

TOTAL SCORE = 92

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NEW YORK — Someone check on the scoreboard operator at the Cats' Penthouse.

The Chuck Blazer Memorial All-Stars out-dueled Loaf Pinchers FC in a high-scoring Match of the Season contender this weekend, improving to a perfect 5-0-0 on the season.

"Once we figured out how to quarantine Sergio Aguero, it was all over," manager Freddy Adu. "Survive the nuclear explosion, and then attack with whatever's left over. That's what I learned from my dear friend Kim Jong-Un."

Lukasz Fabianski stood on his head for most of the match making saves against Aguero, who was the large chunk of the visitors' offense.

Antonio Valencia's thunderbolt goal set the tone for a strong weekend from the defense, which switched to a 3-man line after Christian Fuchs was mistakenly banned from appearing on broadcast television due to potential FCC violations with his last name.

New signee Matt Ritchie pulled the strings with David Silva in the midfield, setting up another top day from captain Romelu Lukaku.

"I'm happy I'm here, even though I was paid under the table," Ritchie said. "No, literally. I had to crawl under a table to pick up my signing bonus."

With the club record-breaking offensive performance, the Chuck Cats continue their brilliant run to start the season. They'll venture away from home for the first match in the Blackmail Derby with Dad Hat-Wearing SEC Post-Frat FC.

"By the ghost of Blazer himself, we will make our message clear against the Dad Hats," Adu said. "Mark my words. I never fall short of my promise."

Dad Hat Wearing SEC Post-Frat FC - Week 6 lineup

GK
Hugo Lloris

DEF
Toby Alderweireld
David Luiz
Shkodran Mustafi
Maya Yoshida
Mamadou Sakho

MID
Dele Alli (C)
Ilkay Gundigan
Jordan Henderson

FWD
Troy Deeney (VC)
Andre Gray

SUBS
Fernando Llorente
Dominic Solanke
Virgil Van Dijk
Sadio Mane
Asmir Begovic

Add - Davison Sanchez, DF, Tottenham
Drop - Allan-Roméo Nyom, DF, West Brom

Add - Robbie Brady, MF, Burnley
Drop - Danio, DF, Manchester City

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DFFC lineup week 6


GK - Mingolet

DF - Bailly(vc)
DF - Jones
DF - Vertonghen
DF - Sanchez

MF - Ramsey
MF - Antonio
MF - Sane
MF - Brady

FW - Kane(c)
FW - Chicharito

subs
DF - Monreal
FW - Bony
DF - Zappacosta
GK - Butland

out
MF - Pogba