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It must be hard for Mittens to be the only perfect person in the world

Posted on 2/5/20 at 4:00 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61205 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 4:00 pm
52 out of 53 Republican senators voted to acquit Trump, including the other senator from Utah, Mike Lee. But not Mittens. No. As he explained in his rambling speech, he is a religious man. The other 52 senators are evidently godless heathens. But not Mittens. No, there’s even an old Protestant hymn that says something that reminded Mittens of impeachment, so how could he not vote to impeach the POTUS!?! Mittens is perfect. He’s righteous. He wears holy protective underwear, so how could he vote to acquit a meany like Donald Trump.

I thought I loathed Mittens before today. Now he’s on par with the Squad in my book.
Posted by PickupAutist
Member since Sep 2018
3022 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 4:01 pm to
Traitors are worse than enemies and heretics are worse than heathens. Mitt is both
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 4:07 pm to
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there’s even an old Protestant hymn that says something that reminded Mittens of impeachment


He's got binders of hymns.
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5281 posts
Posted on 2/5/20 at 4:50 pm to
Saint Mittens

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