re: BREAKING: Khamenei is dead.

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WTF do the Muslims angle for 72 Virgins for? Screw that…if I’m living the eternal life and fricking myself up on Earth to earn it, I want an endless supply of virgins. After a while even those 72 honey holes are gonna get worn out…then what?

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I got to go with the Muslims here. Even if I cycle through one per day she gets 71 days of rest (I’m using the baseball method here) before going into action again. I don’t see them getting worn out.

ETA: Now, if you want to argue that in paradise, and as a martyr, I would have powers of sexuality that I don’t have here on earth, then you have a point.