How you rednecks doing today? (though Id check in on the OB)

Were you the dude that was doing all the bass fishing in the kayak?

that was a nice looking pond/lake, was that florida if i recall?

Destin, FL

That pond was the tits for sure.

I was jealous sitting at work....

Fed the buzzards.

Living

Gotcha. Firgured they were fricking up

quote:

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Armadillos dig holes and ruin pasture land, and are fun to kick the ever living shite out of.

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This is the truth.

here's a :csb: for you frickers.

i was 15 or so, coming out of church after the Sunday morning service. My dad runs a medium sized diller into the crowd for shits and giggles. i see this as a perfect opportunity to do my best Morton Andersen impression with my timberland boots. i get a running start and kick that son of a bitch at least 40 yards in the air, it lands on the road and skids into the yard of the woman that lives across the road from the church. i then do my best jordan jefferson impression and stomp that bitch out, all in front of an audience of 200+.

they were all like: