re: Worst date that turned out well

Went to a concert in Lafayette with a group of friends, their girlfriends, and a gal I'd been dating for a month or two. My date got piss drunk and when we got back to BR at around 2 am we stopped at the IHOP on college to get her some food. She ended up dropping multiple hard Rs (she'd never said a slur before around me so I had no idea she was like that) and almost got us killed. I was half tempted to leave her there. She puked in my backyard, got bit by my antisocial mean arse terrier, then passed out in my bed. The next morning I woke up and she was in the shower. She came back to bed and we proceeded to have nat geo animal sex. Broke it off with her that evening lol.