re: What event would improve the Ms America pagent the most, but keep it on broadcast?

Serious answer? Either some kind of athletic skill competition or show, and a trivia bowl. Both would satisfy different bitchy demographics and give uglier chicks a chance.

Or, we could stop surrendering to the vocal minority and realize that people who bitch about Ms. America are mostly ugly women who don't want any woman to be pretty. Because they're ugly women and therefore hate the world.

So frick em. Nude yoga and oral condom application tournament.