re: So yesterday was my 30th bday, wtf do I do now?

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Suggestions:
1. Grow up. Saying you "banged" your girlfriend speaks volumes about your maturity and self-confidence, none of it good.
2. Stop acting like a frat boy. If the most notable thing you did after your girlfriend was T.V. and arm-wrestling, you need to take stock of your life.
3. Educate yourself about mens' health and aging so you don't sound like an idiot when you talk about doctor visits.
4. You can probably guess what I have to say about getting " shite faced", bro.

Actually, you've reached an age where you are at your maximum capacity for having fun. It appears that only your small-mindedness, ignorance, and sloth are standing in your way. Good luck.

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