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re: NORAD can’t track planes on 9/11 but they claim they can track Santa?

Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:00 pm to
What if the reindeer were flying and each of the eight crapped from 25,000 feet agl, would that be picked up on norad Radar ?
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:00 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 1:52 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159029 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:02 pm to
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And he's apparently only over St George

Somebody take one for the team and post the Ghetto Night Before Christmas
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6601 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:04 pm to
The newly formed Space Force should take over this duty.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106077 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:11 pm to
Reindeer shite can't melt steel.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:13 pm to
nvm. Stupid thread.
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:18 pm to
Heard a radio commercial this morning about calling a roofing company if Santa and his reindeer cause damage to your roof.

I’d frick Santa up and make him pay for me to have a new house plus two GMC minivans. Then I would slash each reindeer and have plenty of meat throughout 2020. If the elves come looking for me, I will gun those midgets down and take their toys. Santa don’t want no part of my hood.
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
13483 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:55 pm to
Except Santa was a real person genius
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