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re: LUNCH THREAD- the alters may speak freely edition

Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by farad
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow


"don't you know it's going to be...all right"
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

right next your balls I presume?
the reason why I have a huge purse
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:55 pm to
I thought that was 4 snacks
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:03 pm to
wiyf
quote:

snack
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

I thought that was 4 snacks
sometimes I snack on MrGRT’s balls
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:06 pm to
Pack
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:12 pm to
I’m just joking, sort of

He does make good Oreo balls and things like that
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:13 pm to
What aboot high balls?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:15 pm to
Answer: What do you get when Aspy has a Stallion?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:16 pm to
Ken.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:16 pm to
Too soon?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Ken.
is not a stallion or a horse.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:29 pm to
In my redneck days, I had killed a very nice typical 8 point.

As was customary in the times, after cleaning the deer, I put the skin of his ball sack over the HL 4 wheel shift knob.

A few weeks later, I had a date with the lust of my life. She started touching the shift knob, commenting on how soft the covering was.

I learned then, sometimes the truth is not appreciated.

We made prom because she had already accepted and that was that.

Never went out again.

The moral of the story is keep your mouth shut when she’s admiring your ball sack.

ETA: All bets are off if she has clippers. Then run like hell!!
This post was edited on 8/1/25 at 10:04 pm
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58017 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

What aboot high balls?
usually I make the cocktails
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58017 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

The moral of the story is keep your mouth shut when she’s admiring your ball sack.
tbh same thing goes for the men












Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:42 pm to
Oh lord.
This post was edited on 8/1/25 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:43 pm to
BREAKING NEWS:

Another green dildo was tossed on a WNBA court tonight.


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