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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "June the 4th be with you" edition

Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:23 pm to
Pox would be worth a lot of camels
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:23 pm to
I went to Cancun on my senior trip and I'm surprised I made it back. My blonde (guera) arse was taking cabs by myself going away from the approved bars into hole in the wall bars. They just messed with me for the most part. They told me the best way to make friends with the locals was to use local slang and instead of saying "HOLA" say "chinga tu madre" that means like "hey, what's up" and if I say it to the locals I would get props.

My dumbass walked around screaming "chinga tu madre dos" everywhere I went. Later did I find out that it actually means "frick your mother" .....pandejos.
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5777 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:25 pm to
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king cabs by myself going away from the approved bars into hole in the wall bars.


This doesnt sound like you at all
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138868 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:26 pm to
Stupid white people...
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70825 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:26 pm to
I would say you are nuts but it sounds exactly like something I would do.

I had chicken, green beans, potatoes.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Why... do they charge by the pound?
Nice.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:26 pm to
How many Mexicans did you frick?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:26 pm to

Do you feel self conscious when picking up Valtrex?
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:28 pm to
Zero.

Oh the stories though. Oh the stories. Thank gosh I'm not a binge drinker anymore.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71866 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:29 pm to
did you see any donkey shows?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Do you feel self conscious when picking up Valtrex?


Probably WHY she goes to Mexico... hit up those pharmacies for cheap Valtrex.

Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

did you see any donkey shows?


See... participate in... whatever
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

did you see any donkey shows?
No.

I have some hilarious stories though.

Sao - I usually get Terd to pickup our medication so I wouldn't know.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:32 pm to

The moniker Pox is so clear now...
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

The moniker Pox is so clear now...


quote:

any of several viral diseases producing a rash of pimples that become pus-filled and leave pockmarks on healing.


Nailed it.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:35 pm to



At least one thing has been cleared up today...
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:36 pm to
:rimshot:
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:37 pm to

Rim shot?

Too dicey...
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

At least one thing has been cleared up today...


Not Pox's herpes!

Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/4/15 at 1:38 pm to
I always have to think about that one I try :rimjob: first and have to preview it and think about what that second word is.
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