Was flipping through the channels last night and there was the American Cornhole Championship on ESPN2. Was like something you would see on ESPN8 "the Ocho"

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Posted by Boat Motor Bandit

Member since Jun 2016

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Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:31 am to ElroyJetSon

1. I will never play it or refer to it as "cornhole" besides this thread for obvious reasons.

2. I feel embarrassed for those that do play it and openly refer to it by that name.

3. I got red faced embarrassed when I seen it was considered a "pro circuit" sport and ESPN actually fkn covered it.

4. I have noticed in general there is a unspoken set criteria that must be met in order to meet the awkward looking group that do play.
a. Super skinny awkward with maybe crocs and shirt that is 2 sizes to big.
b. Overweight borderline Obese, shirt never tucked in or even able to tuck in. Stains are a bonus here.
c. Anyone with a camo shirt is a shoe in and if the sleeves are cut you are considered a favorite.
d. If you have a chick that is either overweight or she has "that" haircut.
E. Cargo shorts from oldnavy. Ripped up is some kinda of late game bonus I have never figured out but only if they have Budweiser flip flops.

5. I recently seen a truck at Walmart with a "CornHole King" vinyl sticker across the back glass. He had various decals that I assume had something to do with the type of bags you can throw. I made a bet with the wife that I could find in Walmart him using the criteria above from #4. Not 3 minutes in the store I had it down to 2 ole boys. One was cargo shorts, crocs, and a polo shirt. The other had jeans, flip flops and a cut off camo shirt. I weighed my options and went with the Cargo shorts guy but the polo shirt thru me off. What kept me in it was his wife's haircut, jorts and 3 tank tops. Sure enough bingo they walked straight to the truck. Winner Winner!

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