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History’s biggest cucks: Duke of Leuchtenberg edition
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:35 pm
Maximilian de Beauharnais
“Zinaida was married to the Duke of Leuchtenberg, a Romanov offshoot. The story is told that one evening when Leuchtenberg returned home late from his club he found his own marital bedroom locked. He knocked and insisted that he be let in. The door therefore opened and the burly Alexis appeared, thrashed the duke and threw him downstairs, where he was obliged to spend the rest of the night sleeping on a sofa. The next morning the duke went to the emperor himself to complain of the situation. Alexander III simply said that if the Duke of Leuchtenberg were incapable of managing his own wife he could not expect anyone else to do so for him. Furthermore the emperor said that divorce was too scandalous to be considered. Thereafter apparently the duke slept on his sofa and his wife continued to make her own arrangements upstairs.”
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Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:37 pm to Mr Personality
pics of Alexis.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:39 pm to Mr Personality
Fack, how’d they find my picture?
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:39 pm to Mr Personality
I don’t want a pic of the dude baw
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:40 pm to Commandeaux
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:40 pm to Mr Personality
I would have just got me a side piece, or a different one every night. He could have easily done it. He was a frickin Duke. Whatever that is.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:40 pm to Hangover Haven
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I’d PIIHB
I bet she’s got a real “cushion for the push-in type of butt”
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:46 pm to DustyDinkleman
She probably caught the Duke in skinny jeans and it threw her over the edge. I mean, look at him.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:03 pm to Mr Personality
His wife was a Romanov. Marrying her meant a lot of prestige but she was also bound to be high maintenance and if you ever really pissed her off, you’d probably spend the rest of your life Siberia, if you were lucky.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:17 pm to Mr Personality
You guys got this all wrong. That is Maximilian de Beauharnais, 3rd Duke of Leuchtenberg... the cuck you refer to was Eugen Maximilianovich, 5th Duke of Leuchtenberg.
And this was the skank:
quote:
In 1878 he married Zeneïde Dmitrijewna Skobelew (also known as Zina) (died 1899), sister to the Russian general Mikhail Skobelev. Zina later had an open long-term affair with Grand Duke Alexei Alexandrovich of Russia.
And this was the skank:
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:18 pm to Mr Personality
I bet he drank pumpkin lattes
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:24 pm to terd ferguson
3rd, 5th Duke, it's all the same
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:34 pm to Mr Personality
This Grand Duke Alexis was also the catalyst for much of our local Carnival tradition,
The Krewe of Rex was created along with parading and the Official Carnival song for his visit to New Orleans.
The Krewe of Rex was created along with parading and the Official Carnival song for his visit to New Orleans.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:35 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
Thereafter apparently the duke slept on his sofa and his wife continued to make her own arrangements upstairs.”
and now you know "the rest of the story"
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