re: Has anyone ever picked up a hitchhiker?

Not really a hitchhiker but i was at a Burger King in Nola around midnight after driving home from BR. This black homeless guy tapped on my passenger side window and asked me to order him a burger. I said sure and when I turned to make the order he opened my door and sat down next to me like we were old friends. He was drunk as shite and smelled like death and had his arm wrapped up in a big bandage.

I ended up driving him around for about 20 minutes like an idiot trying to find the place he was looking for before dropping him off in front of the Tulane hospital. Right before he gets out he grabbed my bag of food and his. I drove home hungry as I re-evaluated a lot of my life decisions.