re: Guy passes out in bar urinal trough (pic); grossest thing you've seen at a bar?

Appetizer: Women are much more disgusting than men when it comes to bar bathrooms. I've seen upper decks, tampons in the toilet, etc.
Main Course: Gameday brings a lot of people in. A good number of those people have eaten a rice-based meal at some point. This rice is then thrown up with reckless abandon all over the bathrooms. Ever tried to wipe up cooked rice that you spilled in your kitchen? Yummy
Dessert: I've definitely found that someone dropped deuce in the women's RR. Not in the toilet. Right next to the toilet. Apparently when girls go to the bathroom together, they like to save time and hassle and just go at the same time. Probably holding hands and talking about how gross the guy hitting on them is

ETA: Also threw a guy out for smoking bud on the stage. Didn't realize until I had tossed him out that he was simultaneously getting a handjob. Pants were around his ankles. He scraped.