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Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:42 am to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
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Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:42 am to
on 2 separate occasions, i have discovered that a bastard cat has snuck into my garage and spent the night trapped in there. it's a vv friendly cat. he looks vv healthy. that fricker shite in my truck bed the first time. he's a vv sneaky bastard. how should i handle this situation? the cat is all black with white paws, if that helps. tia
This post was edited on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41735 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:42 am to
hey mpK

Posted by Preston Poopypants
United States of America
Member since Oct 2025
22 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am to
bro congrats on your new pet & member of the dph family

name it shitbitch
This post was edited on 10/8/25 at 9:44 am
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65722 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am to
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what's wrong with your pussy, mpdph?
Probably a shaving question.

Why did Bulldawg call you a retard?
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35973 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am to
Cat pics would help
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:44 am to
ur name is shitbitch 33. pls put b-bunny n ur avi
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:44 am to


here's an artist rendition
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89700 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Why did Bulldawg call you a retard?


I think he was momentarily spazzing out
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36221 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:45 am to
quote:

bastard cat


I’m adding ‘cat-bastard’ to my curse word arsenal. Tyvm.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:46 am to
k. gm tn
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36221 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:49 am to
Gm dph.

It just rolls off the tongue…

Ex: “eat a whole dick you cat-bastard mthrfkr”
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65722 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:49 am to
Check your garage b4 you close it at night. That should keep da poo poo out of your truck bed. Or you could keep the garage door open so it can get out to use the b-room.

Is this your neighbor's cat? If not, feed it & don't forget the water.
quote:

the cat is all black with white paws, if that helps. tia
That doesn't help. Now if it was an orange cat, things would be different. You would have to keep in mind they are barely functional retards. Squirrel batsignal engaged.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41735 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:49 am to
quote:

the cat is all black


freeloading pos

make a kitty g-bo
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89700 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:50 am to
quote:

eat a whole dick you cat-bastard mthrfkr”


Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:51 am to
ty mpK



i'm not feeding that sneaky fricker
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:52 am to
quote:

make a kitty g-bo


that's a gr8 idea. he's vv healthy looking.
Posted by Preston Poopypants
United States of America
Member since Oct 2025
22 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:55 am to
(no message)
This post was edited on 10/8/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
59403 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:55 am to
tl;dr
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:55 am to



Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68826 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:56 am to


gm mpgrt
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