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Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:42 am to Kcrad
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:42 am to Kcrad
on 2 separate occasions, i have discovered that a bastard cat has snuck into my garage and spent the night trapped in there. it's a vv friendly cat. he looks vv healthy. that fricker shite in my truck bed the first time. he's a vv sneaky bastard. how should i handle this situation? the cat is all black with white paws, if that helps. tia
This post was edited on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am to Deep Purple Haze
bro congrats on your new pet & member of the dph family
name it shitbitch
name it shitbitch
This post was edited on 10/8/25 at 9:44 am
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am to 777Tiger
quote:Probably a shaving question.
what's wrong with your pussy, mpdph?
Why did Bulldawg call you a retard?
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:43 am to Deep Purple Haze
Cat pics would help
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:44 am to Preston Poopypants
ur name is shitbitch 33. pls put b-bunny n ur avi
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:44 am to dyslexiateechur
here's an artist rendition
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:45 am to Kcrad
quote:
Why did Bulldawg call you a retard?
I think he was momentarily spazzing out
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:45 am to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
bastard cat
I’m adding ‘cat-bastard’ to my curse word arsenal. Tyvm.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:49 am to Deep Purple Haze
Gm dph.
It just rolls off the tongue…
Ex: “eat a whole dick you cat-bastard mthrfkr”
It just rolls off the tongue…
Ex: “eat a whole dick you cat-bastard mthrfkr”
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:49 am to Deep Purple Haze
Check your garage b4 you close it at night. That should keep da poo poo out of your truck bed. Or you could keep the garage door open so it can get out to use the b-room.
Is this your neighbor's cat? If not, feed it & don't forget the water.
Squirrel batsignal engaged.
Is this your neighbor's cat? If not, feed it & don't forget the water.
quote:That doesn't help. Now if it was an orange cat, things would be different. You would have to keep in mind they are barely functional retards.
the cat is all black with white paws, if that helps. tia
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:49 am to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
the cat is all black
freeloading pos
make a kitty g-bo
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:50 am to tigernurse
quote:
eat a whole dick you cat-bastard mthrfkr”

Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:51 am to Kcrad
ty mpK
i'm not feeding that sneaky fricker

i'm not feeding that sneaky fricker
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:52 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
make a kitty g-bo
that's a gr8 idea. he's vv healthy looking.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 9:55 am to Deep Purple Haze
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This post was edited on 10/8/25 at 4:30 pm
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