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re: Douchebag Status Symbols

Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:40 pm to
Well, they had black stonecrushers also. I had some cheap black Panama Jacks that I wore on rare occasions but I didn't know the white ones were douche baggy. I wore them all day yesterday at another contractors charity sporting clay shoot. I hope I didn't lose a customer. Regardless, I am retiring them after this revelation.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25415 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:42 pm to
Truck drivers
Posted by Paradiddler
in a groove
Member since Jul 2016
1320 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Boat shoes with black socks


This is a thing?
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:43 pm to
Never owned a p/u truck - I can understand the utility. One thing I'm not sure about - it seems like p/u truck drivers either drive too slow, or too fast. There doesn't seem to be a happy medium. Also, what is it with the rapid acceleration to the point where the brakes have to be applied rather suddenly, to avoid hitting the car in front... over and over and over again? Serious question - is it difficult to maintain a steady speed driving a p/u?
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25415 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:43 pm to
Trucks
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12492 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Truck drivers



what about them?
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25415 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:45 pm to
Was answering your OP
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
2097 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:46 pm to
Anyone with a Monster, Costas, or Yeti sticker on their car
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12492 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:46 pm to
baw, aint nothing better than rolling some coal on the Audi that is next to you. Nothing better than it my baw.


The jake brake is also a thing of beauty
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25415 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:49 pm to
I drive an Audi

I agree with Jeff. Seems like all truck drivers drive like maniacs. All drive too fast and always have to slam their breaks. They always tail gate me and try to run me off the road

Just because you drive a truck doesn't give you the right to be a road bully

Like I sais. Not just the truck itself, but the way large truck drivers drive their large Trucks, proves they have penis envy and are compensating for small dick sizs
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10789 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Salt Life Stickers in North Texas where the nearest salt water is 6 hours away.

Idiots



You ever think that they might drive down to Galvatraz every weekend? Still, I concur, kinda bordering douche status. My vote though is that gigantic shackle that them Afflictions weld up to insert into the back hitch. 50-11 times worse than truck nutz.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282882 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Been wearing them a lot for 7 months. I had no idea I was wearing a douchebag symbol. Thank you for this awareness. I am not even being sarcastic. I am kind of embarrassed now.


I've got white Natives. Got em for half price, don't give a rip about the color. The have copper lenses, awesome shadws
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25415 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:55 pm to
26.2 stickers equals douche

26.2 sticker + truck = ultimate way to broadcast the fact you have a millimeter Peter to the world
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12492 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

Seems like all truck drivers drive like maniacs. All drive too fast and always have to slam their breaks.


Yea I dont do this, breaks are expensive and slamming on them is awful for them.

quote:

They always tail gate me and try to run me off the road



I only do this to people who drive tiny foreign hybrid cars when they are doing 10 under the limit on a 2 lane highway.

quote:

Like I sais. Not just the truck itself, but the way large truck drivers drive their large Trucks, proves they have penis envy and are compensating for small dick sizs



Posted by jaijason
Raceland
Member since Sep 2007
62 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:57 pm to
audi drivers
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12492 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

audi drivers



I thought that was a nice subtle brag
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
2097 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

26.2 stickers equals douche 


13.1 stickers are worse...Bragging about doing half of something.
Forgot who but some comedian did a bit on that.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5361 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

What about the baws who actually use them for what they were made for?


Trucks are meant to work. Can't stand ole boys that treat their F150's like redneck Mercedes.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
100336 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

rolling some coal on the Audi


What does that mean?
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:16 pm to
"My child is an honor roll student at X Elementary"

We get it, you're kid can do fancy finger painting & recite his ABC's.
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