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re: Douchebag Status Symbols
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:40 pm to yellowfin
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:40 pm to yellowfin
Well, they had black stonecrushers also. I had some cheap black Panama Jacks that I wore on rare occasions but I didn't know the white ones were douche baggy. I wore them all day yesterday at another contractors charity sporting clay shoot. I hope I didn't lose a customer. Regardless, I am retiring them after this revelation.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:43 pm to I am GLORIOUS
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Boat shoes with black socks
This is a thing?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:43 pm to bhtigerfan
Never owned a p/u truck - I can understand the utility. One thing I'm not sure about - it seems like p/u truck drivers either drive too slow, or too fast. There doesn't seem to be a happy medium. Also, what is it with the rapid acceleration to the point where the brakes have to be applied rather suddenly, to avoid hitting the car in front... over and over and over again? Serious question - is it difficult to maintain a steady speed driving a p/u?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:44 pm to goldennugget
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Truck drivers
what about them?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:46 pm to TigersHuskers
Anyone with a Monster, Costas, or Yeti sticker on their car
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:46 pm to TigerJeff
baw, aint nothing better than rolling some coal on the Audi that is next to you. Nothing better than it my baw.
The jake brake is also a thing of beauty
The jake brake is also a thing of beauty
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:49 pm to TigersHuskers
I drive an Audi
I agree with Jeff. Seems like all truck drivers drive like maniacs. All drive too fast and always have to slam their breaks. They always tail gate me and try to run me off the road
Just because you drive a truck doesn't give you the right to be a road bully
Like I sais. Not just the truck itself, but the way large truck drivers drive their large Trucks, proves they have penis envy and are compensating for small dick sizs
I agree with Jeff. Seems like all truck drivers drive like maniacs. All drive too fast and always have to slam their breaks. They always tail gate me and try to run me off the road
Just because you drive a truck doesn't give you the right to be a road bully
Like I sais. Not just the truck itself, but the way large truck drivers drive their large Trucks, proves they have penis envy and are compensating for small dick sizs
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:51 pm to The Torch
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Salt Life Stickers in North Texas where the nearest salt water is 6 hours away.
Idiots
You ever think that they might drive down to Galvatraz every weekend? Still, I concur, kinda bordering douche status. My vote though is that gigantic shackle that them Afflictions weld up to insert into the back hitch. 50-11 times worse than truck nutz.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:51 pm to Dick Leverage
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Been wearing them a lot for 7 months. I had no idea I was wearing a douchebag symbol. Thank you for this awareness. I am not even being sarcastic. I am kind of embarrassed now.
I've got white Natives. Got em for half price, don't give a rip about the color. The have copper lenses, awesome shadws
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:55 pm to MWP
26.2 stickers equals douche
26.2 sticker + truck = ultimate way to broadcast the fact you have a millimeter Peter to the world
26.2 sticker + truck = ultimate way to broadcast the fact you have a millimeter Peter to the world
Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:56 pm to goldennugget
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Seems like all truck drivers drive like maniacs. All drive too fast and always have to slam their breaks.
Yea I dont do this, breaks are expensive and slamming on them is awful for them.
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They always tail gate me and try to run me off the road
I only do this to people who drive tiny foreign hybrid cars when they are doing 10 under the limit on a 2 lane highway.
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Like I sais. Not just the truck itself, but the way large truck drivers drive their large Trucks, proves they have penis envy and are compensating for small dick sizs



Posted on 4/22/17 at 8:58 pm to jaijason
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audi drivers
I thought that was a nice subtle brag

Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:03 pm to goldennugget
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26.2 stickers equals douche
13.1 stickers are worse...Bragging about doing half of something.
Forgot who but some comedian did a bit on that.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:12 pm to TigersHuskers
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What about the baws who actually use them for what they were made for?
Trucks are meant to work. Can't stand ole boys that treat their F150's like redneck Mercedes.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:15 pm to TigersHuskers
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rolling some coal on the Audi
What does that mean?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 9:16 pm to go_tigres
"My child is an honor roll student at X Elementary"
We get it, you're kid can do fancy finger painting & recite his ABC's.
We get it, you're kid can do fancy finger painting & recite his ABC's.

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