Crappy Golf in New Orleans Metro Area

These are some universal crappy qualities that I see at every course around here:

1. Wet or soft fairways and green surrounds
2. Greens either too furry or bumpy with patches of painted dirt


But, each course has their own unique, crappy qualities, for instance:

Money Hill - holes 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, and 17 are all dogleg left. Nice imagination, Ron Garl

Audubon - for every hot chick running around the course there's 4 fatties clocking a 23 minute/mile trying to figure out where the closest CiCi's is located

TPC - zero memorable holes, too corporate, way too much focus on the alligators


What else does the OT hate about some of the courses around here?