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Cop detains chicken crossing the road. Chicken takes the fifth

Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71187 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:36 pm
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He saw a chicken crossing the road. It used the crosswalk.



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"She was reporting to work at KFC." "Because he had warrants out."



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"For those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road," the department wrote. "We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up



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I am confused by how this article was written
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:48 pm to
The author and everybody quoted in that story tried way too goddamn hard to sell that dumbass theme as clever and funny.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:54 pm to
Looks like an April Fool article one month too late.
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