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Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:29 am to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59216 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:29 am to
Do y’all really have credit scores above 500?

I’ve been around 420-450 for decades. What’d yall do to improve dat?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:30 am to
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where is oweo?



At the casino with $20,000.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66484 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:30 am to
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What’d yall do to improve dat?

stop throwing money at a boat you dont use
Posted by Dominate308
South Florida
Member since Jan 2013
2895 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:31 am to
Can I see your DNA report?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Do y’all really have credit scores above 500?

I’ve been around 420-450 for decades. What’d yall do to improve dat?


Only when my wife pays the bills on time.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:33 am to
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Can I see your DNA report?


96% northern european. 4% native american.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
23982 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:35 am to
Whats the best way to get off with a warning when you get pulled over for a traffic violation?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:36 am to
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Whats the best way to get off with a warning when you get pulled over for a traffic violation?


Put the back of your hands on the top of the steering wheel showing your palms while holding your id.

Roll your window all the way down

Talk in a southern white accent
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:37 am to
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Whats the best way to get off with a warning when you get pulled over for a traffic violation?


You get an upvote just for your sig pic
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22192 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:38 am to
Do you wish you had a BBC?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
62665 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:38 am to
wyd
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:40 am to
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Do you wish you had a BBC?


No. My wife dont have sex with me so it would be like having a sports car with out a road to drive it on.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:40 am to
Where the white women at
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:40 am to
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Where the white women at


Church
Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:40 am to
I can’t believe I’m the first but I’ll ask.

Have you ever used the n-word with a hard R?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21760 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:40 am to
Got any good leads on the stock market?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
62665 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:42 am to
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
70727 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:42 am to
How long have you been white?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:42 am to
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I can’t believe I’m the first but I’ll ask.

Have you ever used the n-word with a hard R?


Only when working like one for my room and board. Coal burn stove, no natural gas. If that aint County Ill kiss your arse.
Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:43 am to
I’m sorry man but it’s to the point that if you’ve ever uttered that accursed word you’re pretty much the most evil person in world.
This post was edited on 6/11/20 at 10:50 am
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