re: Anyone ever create a badass new meal while sloppy drunk?

Yes absolutely. This was one of my brothers munchy snacks. The cheese “whiz” brand that comes in a jar. Very good on the cool ranch Doritos.

I also enjoy taking day old pizza out the fridge. Laying on hot sauce and parm then putting it in the microwave for a couple minutes. It will stink your kitchen up to high heaven but it’s great.