re: Animal Talk with Pecker - The Mandrill

Posted by BBONDS25

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 3:23 pm to Chicken

:rimshot:

Posted by AU4real35

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 3:54 pm to SlowFlowPro

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SlowFlowPro

Could you link your podcast or is that off limits?

This post was edited on 7/13/17 at 3:55 pm

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 4:56 pm to AU4real35

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Since I missed the thread about your cheating wife, can I get a recap?

I don't know what this means, or what it has to do with the mandrill.

Posted by AU4real35

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:37 pm to Pecker

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I don't know what this means

I think you do.

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:46 pm to AU4real35

Oh, is someone other than me banging my wife? I was unaware.

Is it a mandrill?

Posted by AU4real35

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:48 pm to Pecker

You tell us.

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:51 pm to AU4real35

I have no idea if she's fricking a monkey (or a person). She's free to bang whoever she wants, tbh. She knows that. She'll get replaced though

Posted by mikrit54

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 6:04 pm to Pecker

Posted by Dick Leverage

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Posted on 7/13/17 at 7:07 pm to mikrit54

Zoo Atlanta has a few. I saw one acting all bat shite crazy running around and acting a fool. I was standing on the overhead boardwalk in the tree canopy and for some reason it set me off. The other 3 were chill but this one was ruining the vibe for everyone including the other Mandrils. I screamed at the top of my lungs "STOP IT" followed by a roar so hard I made myself hoarse. It looked at me and hauled arse to a pole about 30 feet out into the habitat and climbed it to eye level with me like it was some kind of bad arse. It just sat there for about 5 minutes and stared at me as I stared back. It became like a staring contest. I said "what choo gonna do? Huh? HUH?" Several times and then it just slowly descended back down the pole. One of the other Mandrills snuck up behind it and pushed it to the ground and hauled arse to the other side of the habitat. I laughed my arse off at it and yelled "you got punked bitch!" Then I got a Nathan's hot dog and left the zoo.