AEW Wednesday Night Dynamite Thread: Ragin' on the Road Edition

It's finally the day we've been waiting a year and four months for... a major wrestling company is back on the road again.

Jimmy Uso is yet to find out how WWE will discipline him following his latest drunken driving arrest on Monday night as WWE officials have been too busy since next week's Raw was taped yesterday and they've been planning out things for their return to touring... which happens next Friday.

However... there were apparent discussions of releasing Jimmy following his previous DWI arrest back in 2019... so those discussions could come up again, esp. since the words "disappointed" and "pissed off" have been used to describe how some WWE higher ups feel about this Monday's situation.

Terry Funk's health may be on the downslope as reports have been confirmed that 1 of the most hardcore of hardcore legends has moved into an assisted living home and is fighting with dementia. Best wishes to the Funker.

Former WWE cruiserweight division wrestler and extraordinally terrible tattoo club member Jack Gallagher said WWE possessed and hauled around Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belts that obviously never made it on screen. Among the ideas pitched for those belts... the "Mexican" rules of 'thrown out of ring and both feet hit ground = legal tag & partner enters match' or adding another belt and turning it into a trios championship.

We are finally back on the road again as AEW Wednesday Night Dynamite: Road Rager comes from the James L. Knight Center in Miami, Fla.

In what I'm hoping is NOT the main event of tonight's show... we're getting strapped up for the fight between the Nightmare Family & The Factory as "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes takes on QT Marshall in a South Beach Strap Match

The AEW World Tag Team Championship is on the line as The Young Bucks and their glorious mustaches defend the title against Eddie Kingston & Penta El Zero Miedo

Andrade El Idolo makes his AEW in ring debut against the man who made "outta nowhere" a thing... Matt Sydal

MJF and Chris Jericho have a face-to-face where MJF will announce the stipulations that Le Champion must go through in order to even have a match... a match where if Jericho loses he must leave MJF alone forever

More Inner Circle vs. Pinnacle shenanigans gives us a six-man tag of Jake Hager, Santana, & Ortiz vs. Wardlow & FTR

In some man on woman action... we have an intergender tag match as Kris Statlander & Orange Cassidy team up to take on The Blade & The Bunny

And Good Ole JR better brush up on his Canadian and his depressed punk b/c he hosts a sit down between "All Ego" Ethan Page & Darby Allin ahead of their coffin match next week

Who are we to deny the fans their desired look at their favorite alien from the Andromeda Galaxy?