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re: *** LUNCH THRAY*** Go 'stros Edition & Poster of the Century goes to,,,,

Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:55 pm to


6. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

You’d think Scorpio would rank at number one, and they certainly do make great lovers, you just have to be into whatever they’re into. If you’re into following their train of thought into whatever dark place they’re headed, then you may find yourself enthralled by what they provide, which is basically unlimited orgasms, until that train leaves the station without you.

This post was edited on 10/5/18 at 2:55 pm
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:56 pm to
you're bad at comedy, typical broad
Posted by LZ83
La
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:56 pm to
Did you read the description? I’ll take #6 with that
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:56 pm to
Libra
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:57 pm to
Yes. It’s obviously BS
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

you're bad at comedy,


quote:

by gadknot


Hey LZ, here's a prime example of that irony thing you were asking about. One of the best yet, in fact.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:59 pm to
Is there a female version? I bet my sign is ranked last
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:59 pm to
Prob why my wife is always in a bad mood.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:59 pm to
I was just about to say, this is way more geared to men.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 2:59 pm to
I almost asked if it was, I haven’t got the hang of it enough yet
Posted by gadknot
Reality
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37306 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Is there a female version? I bet my sign is ranked last


especially in hand jobs
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:01 pm to
No, just terrible at everything
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Leos love the limelight, which is why they also shine in bed. Their libido is not only driven by their own desires, but by the thirst to be validated by an appreciative partner. For Leos, both male and female, there is no better proof of one's excellence than hearing their partner moan with pleasure. Make her feel like a star, but remember that she may not worship you back, because she is somewhat inclined to loving herself more than others. Sexually compatible with: Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, Aquarius. Turn ons: Give a Leo a sensual back massage, luxurious perfume oils and all, because that is the kind of romance this regal woman likes.



Heyyy
This post was edited on 10/5/18 at 3:04 pm
Posted by OweO
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:04 pm to
Astros up 4-0 Bottom 5.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:04 pm to
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Laidback and easygoing, Pisceans sometimes use sex as an escape. Intuitive and excellent at oral, they can guess what their partner wants without them having to spell it out. They tend to avoid chasing people, so you need to be the more persuasive one here. It is hard to forget your time in bed with a Piscean, because they are truly soulful and imaginative. However, remember that this woman, much like the Pisces man, will only let you into her life and bed, if she feels she can trust you to be the same easygoing, romantic, and imaginative person she is.


Hmmmmm

This says I’m not terrible. I prefer to believe the pretend internet horoscope to real life
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:05 pm to
And let’s not forget the “skills” part.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:09 pm to
Since yall doing the whole horoscope/zodiac thing.. I had to look up mine and this is what it says about people born on my birthday.

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People born on January 20 have a great interest in higher concepts and are both autonomous and very amicable. Just like a true Aquarius, they are eager social beings who turn into real investigators when they are inquisitive about something, be it a thing or a person. They appreciate good conversations and ingenious challenges. They dislike ordinary and having to deal with stupid people. Those born under this sign enjoy settings where they can experience new things.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:09 pm to
We killed the lunch thread without makeup talk
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 3:12 pm to
Looks like

I’m watching my kiddo do gymnastics

She’s loves it
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