Funny Lyrics from a Serious Band

What are some of the funnier lyrics you've heard from a serious band, ie not Weird Al. I'm going with Electric Six - Gay Bar

The entire song doesn't have to be funny, it can be one line.

quote:

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You, I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar
At the gay bar
Now tell me do you
But do you have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
You're a superstar at the gay bar
You're a superstar at the gay bar
Yeah, you're a superstar at the gay bar
You're a superstar at the gay bar
Superstar

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