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Best lines from The Shield
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:11 pm
The Shield has a ton of great lines
Season 3 Finale "On Tilt"
Lem: I got a bunch of receipts here.
Vic: For what?
Lem: Uh, for dry cleaning.
Vic: What else?
Lem: Uh, for thousands of dollars on these oriental rugs.
Ronnie: You don't dry clean oriental rugs!
[The rest of the Strike Team stares at him]
Ronnie: My...my mom had some. She made me hand-clean 'em when I was a kid.
Season 3 Finale "On Tilt"
Lem: I got a bunch of receipts here.
Vic: For what?
Lem: Uh, for dry cleaning.
Vic: What else?
Lem: Uh, for thousands of dollars on these oriental rugs.
Ronnie: You don't dry clean oriental rugs!
[The rest of the Strike Team stares at him]
Ronnie: My...my mom had some. She made me hand-clean 'em when I was a kid.
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:18 pm to trom83
The obvious line from the Pilot:
Vic: Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
Vic: Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:23 pm to Ace Midnight
Season 5 "Of Mice and Lem"
Vic Mackey: You know what you should start eating again man, malnourishment is screwing with your logic.
Lt. Tom Kavanaugh: Lemansky's going to prison, you need to protect him, you reach out to Antwon Mitchell, for some reason he needs uh, crew leader dead; bad blood / internal beef, whatever, so... you kill him; your end of the deal. He keeps Lem alive, his end of the deal.Hows that logic sound to you?
Vic Mackey: Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten; I didn't kill Terry, You've lost your leverage with Lem, and your es-wifes pussy... tastes like sweet butter.
Vic Mackey: You know what you should start eating again man, malnourishment is screwing with your logic.
Lt. Tom Kavanaugh: Lemansky's going to prison, you need to protect him, you reach out to Antwon Mitchell, for some reason he needs uh, crew leader dead; bad blood / internal beef, whatever, so... you kill him; your end of the deal. He keeps Lem alive, his end of the deal.Hows that logic sound to you?
Vic Mackey: Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten; I didn't kill Terry, You've lost your leverage with Lem, and your es-wifes pussy... tastes like sweet butter.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:30 pm to trom83
Season Two (Dead Soldiers):
Arab man: So I'm a suspect just because I'm Arab?
Danny: No, sir, you're a suspect because 19 guys who look like your twin brother killed 3,000 Americans.
Arab man: So I'm a suspect just because I'm Arab?
Danny: No, sir, you're a suspect because 19 guys who look like your twin brother killed 3,000 Americans.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:11 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
Season Two (Dead Soldiers):
Arab man: So I'm a suspect just because I'm Arab?
Danny: No, sir, you're a suspect because 19 guys who look like your twin brother killed 3,000 Americans.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:46 pm to trom83
Your wife's pussy tasted like sweet butter
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:57 pm to trom83
HEY, GROW A DICK
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:58 pm to Brosef Stalin
Aceveda: In this building, I'm in charge.
Vic: Well, maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo.
Vic:With a body count like this, the Aztecs and Mayans are squabbling about more than who invented the burrito
Vic: Well, maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo.
Vic:With a body count like this, the Aztecs and Mayans are squabbling about more than who invented the burrito
Posted on 9/29/15 at 3:25 pm to RonBurgundy
Dutch: If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?
Love that scene where Dutch catches the serial killer.
Love that scene where Dutch catches the serial killer.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 3:35 pm to BoostAddict
This scene still haunts me
Ronnie Gardocki: You told them... all of it?
Vic Mackey: Ronnie...
Ronnie Gardocki: You made a deal for yourself and you're sending me to prison?
Vic Mackey: I'm sorry. My family, I... I... I thought Corrine...
Ronnie Gardocki: You're Goddamned SORRY?
Holland Wagenbach: Process him!
Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: Take him in!
Vic Mackey: I didn't think I had a choice!
Ronnie Gardocki: Well, what about MY Goddamn choice? Where was my Goddamn choice? I was going to run! We were going to run together! God DAMN IT! What about the team? What about protecting the Goddamn team?
Claudette Wyms: [to Mackey, dismissively] You can go, now.
Ronnie Gardocki: You told them... all of it?
Vic Mackey: Ronnie...
Ronnie Gardocki: You made a deal for yourself and you're sending me to prison?
Vic Mackey: I'm sorry. My family, I... I... I thought Corrine...
Ronnie Gardocki: You're Goddamned SORRY?
Holland Wagenbach: Process him!
Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: Take him in!
Vic Mackey: I didn't think I had a choice!
Ronnie Gardocki: Well, what about MY Goddamn choice? Where was my Goddamn choice? I was going to run! We were going to run together! God DAMN IT! What about the team? What about protecting the Goddamn team?
Claudette Wyms: [to Mackey, dismissively] You can go, now.
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