re: Who's going to be wearing their jorts on Saturday?

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I love Jorts.
I was wearing jorts when I met my wife, and so was she.
My kids wear jorts.
My Mom wears jorts.
We buried my favorite Uncle in Jorts.
John F. Kennedy was wearing a jort prototype when he planned the Bay Of Pigs invasion.

I wore the first jort tuxedo in 1985. It was my crowning achievement.

They are utilitarian, they allow your legs to breathe like shorts should, yet you get the cool relaxed Fonziness that only jeans provide.

If I forget to wear my jorts, your wives and girlfriends often don't compliment the jortiness of my excellent 40 year old arse.

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