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re: Sane Mountaineer
Posted on 8/28/08 at 11:24 pm to BraceYosef
Posted on 8/28/08 at 11:24 pm to BraceYosef
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We come to play, you come to play, and it'll be a good game.
Less talk, more FOOTBALL.
Watching and waiting to see what the storm will do has stressed me out a bit. But I have to admit you "sane mountaineers" really have me laughing so hard I get tears in my eyes. The comedy is truly appreciated. So, come on and crack some more jokes. By all means come to the game drunk and continue the "sane mountaineer" bit. Don't worry if a crowd forms around you wearing lot's of LSU gear. They just want to have a few good laughs with you.
The icing on the cake is that even AE and some others on the team are getting into it and doing their own comedy acts... I can assure you the LSU football team will welcome their good humor. In fact, they will likely insist that your team receive grand tours of Tiger Stadium which includes checking out the turf (those Tigers are really pleased when opponents stay on the natural grass - stretched out and admiring it - even eating it. Usually, teams like yours who make the Tigers laugh will also be shown the X-Ray rooms and afterward they will likely spend ample time in one of the many "hot tubs" and I feel that AE will especially appreciate the chance to soak in some really warm water for several hours after the game.
Posted on 8/29/08 at 2:45 am to BraceYosef
And you're the sane Mountaineer
Let us retort:
First off ... You were lucky as shite to beat Michigan and YOU KNOW IT. Two blocked FGs.
LSU isn't an overrated "slow-a-foot" Michigan.
We shut your sorry hillbilly asses out in 2005 without a great offense, and we didn't score a lot of points ... Jimbo Fisher era
We've got Crowton now ... The best OC in America and we score 40 points a game against SEC competition. Your Sagarin rating this year = Ole Miss = dead last in the SEC ... THAT'S A FACT, NOT SOME INTERNET bullshite ... so depending on the betting line ... it's a 28 - 41 point spread.
Translation You don't have a prayer, so bend over hillbilly and kiss your own sorry azz g-bye, but before you do, enjoy what we have to offer at the tailgates:
1. enjoy our food/drink and make new friends
2. don't frick with our women, unless you enjoy getting your asses kicked ... show respect and you'll get respect
3. don't take this azz whippin' personally
Secondly: Piss ballons are for piss ants. If you want a fight, look up the 6'4 330 lb Gorilla named "Ramah" with "Ramah" on the back of his shirt ... you can't miss him. We'll even let you get the first punch in!
Now ... that's Cajun back-bayou hospitality.
Enjoy your game and you
Let us retort:
First off ... You were lucky as shite to beat Michigan and YOU KNOW IT. Two blocked FGs.
LSU isn't an overrated "slow-a-foot" Michigan.
We shut your sorry hillbilly asses out in 2005 without a great offense, and we didn't score a lot of points ... Jimbo Fisher era
We've got Crowton now ... The best OC in America and we score 40 points a game against SEC competition. Your Sagarin rating this year = Ole Miss = dead last in the SEC ... THAT'S A FACT, NOT SOME INTERNET bullshite ... so depending on the betting line ... it's a 28 - 41 point spread.
Translation You don't have a prayer, so bend over hillbilly and kiss your own sorry azz g-bye, but before you do, enjoy what we have to offer at the tailgates:
1. enjoy our food/drink and make new friends
2. don't frick with our women, unless you enjoy getting your asses kicked ... show respect and you'll get respect
3. don't take this azz whippin' personally
Secondly: Piss ballons are for piss ants. If you want a fight, look up the 6'4 330 lb Gorilla named "Ramah" with "Ramah" on the back of his shirt ... you can't miss him. We'll even let you get the first punch in!
Now ... that's Cajun back-bayou hospitality.
Enjoy your game and you
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